Monday, September 26, 2005

birdophile?

Check this


Landman just called me...WASTED as usual, but this poor man, I mean as much shit that he has put me through in the past 2 months we have become pretty good friends and do indeed have a mutual respect for one another...to an extent.... I still think he is a right winged, narrow minded pig, but I will tell ya true...if I ever were to need ANYTHING he would be right there....

So that being typed I shall move onto what just happened...

He calls me and goes " I will make this quick as I know you hate talking to me!"

Which I do.

I go "OK, what’s up?"

Landman- " I went to buy a bird from this C**T, she is the X of the guy I just bailed out of jail for 3 grand so he could work on my property. I went to her home to see if she had a male bird (something exotic), as I want to let my female mate. Well she didnt have one, so I left, and came home. Not an hour later Lewiston's finest show up @ my door and say they are concerned for the birdgirl's safety...I go WA FUCK????? Cop goes she is claiming you are a pedophile..........!!!"

Ok this is when I go "WHAT!!!"

Cos that really means he is a child molester...and she doesn’t have children nor were there children present at the time he was at her residence.

Landman acknowledges this and goes onto to tell me " I told the Cop he was a COCKSUCKER and a disgrace to his badge and to get the F off of my property..........!!"'

And guess what...the cop did.

Cos what else was he gonna do? Arrest Landman for being Bourbonized in his own home?

Poor Landman...that’s why he called me. Needed a friend to tell him he isn’t a sick pervert...and I said yes you are!!!...BUT ...BUT.............u R not a child molester............I know this in my heart...

So I do hope he gets some rest and lets this blow over................Y she did this I don’t know...........she is just a bitter woman mad at him for bailing out the handy- man.............

Moving on.........

I deleted my previous post as something's have transpired between the Professor and I to make me re-think a few things....................I don’t know for how long, but I have decided to just take it a day @ a time.............cos she is actually starting to get to know me and is telling me she MISSES me ...........ALOTT when I am not around............so that is a good sign.............

In other news-

I finished painting my bathroom...and in the process gave myself a cold or a sinus infection or something.............I left work early...and I am eating Echinacea like crazy...cos I don’t wanna cold...........so I may be calling in tomorrow..............so I can rest...............plus The Professors B-day is WED.................and I WANT to be there for her............

O and another funny

I was just laughing my ASS OFF...Domino( Kitty) was chasing a moth around the living room and she slipped and did a face plant HARD on the glass coffee table.
She literally had to lay down...poor baby.........Mr.C and I were just ROLLING...cos she was chasing this thing for about 20 minutes and I was helping her.... cos she is so cute...makes those lil eeekkk noises and her lips curl when she cant reach the moth when it gets on the ceiling, so I was helping her...that’s when she did her HARD plant on the glass table...she lost her footing and BLAM!!!...OMG It was LAUGHS.........I mean she immediately laid down and was all dizzy and stuff...

WOW

Talk about a Zoo of a night

Birds and cats

I am off to watch the L word Bonus disk

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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

the unknown

Well I am still a bit confused as to where I am at as far as my 'relationship' is concerned.

I spent a wonderful day with TNP yesterday, and I must say I had a really good time...allot was said and of course allot was done... 'EG'

We talked quite a bit afterwards on the phone...and well I feel we have made some good progress as far as getting to know one another better is concerned, although certain things have been said/unsaid that have left me just as puzzled as B4.

I guess I just like things in black and white, but I am learning that this isn’t always the case when one is involved (see I don’t even know if 'being involved" is the correct description of the Professor and I) anyway I am learning to be very patient and understanding and this is something I am finding I am really quite good at.........who would a thought?

So needless to say the Professors B-day is the 28th and I have offered to take her to dinner...........and if she would like to spend the remainder of the evening with her friends I am AOK with that (see there’s me patience and understanding at work again)

I really do care about this woman...ALOTT...allot more than I care to admit...but like my mum told me...u cant help who u fall for..........and lemme tell ya folks if that old adage aint dead on, I don’t know what is.

Ok then ............I am beat..........so I am a gonna wash me face, put on me jammies (the Porfessors flannel shirt............ cos OMG does she smell GOOD!!) And call it a night...

I have Work tomorrow and a ton of homework this weekend....

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Trip

Well I must say that my lil mini-holiday was just what the DR ordered. I had a really good time.........I mean it was NICE. I was able to spend some quality time with 2 of my best friends.....and that right there is enuff to make any grrl a happy camper. I ended up staying with Binks, as well Patti Anne's place was a bit over-crowed...........just a smidge. So I camped out with Binks who went onto exclaim that he and I could be Will & Grace, if we were 2 B Roomies……only opposite, yea........something like THAT..........Jezus I leave for 3 days and I cannot type for beans..........Dammit Man!!!


Anyways............A good time was had by all.....we did allot of shopping and ate out quite a bit, but it was all worth it. The only downfall to my awesome weekend was running into Crazy Stacey @ Ross...cos if you remember from my previous post




I didn’t have any intention of seeing nor contacting her due to the emails I was receiving from her….…well………….just my luck………Patti, Binks, and I were all doing our shopping (mostly shopping for Patti as it was one of her B-day gifts as I had taken her to our Fave Restaurant the night b4…and oooloalalal was the waitress HOT OR WHAT!!?? AND AND she was a flirting with me!!. Oh I could have skipped dinner that night, and had a totally different entrĂ©e’ uh huh)

OK where was I?

O yes-crazy Stace………….so yea I run into her and I introduce her to Patti ( who BTW has NEVER wanted to meet her. For reasons unknown to me………;) so she BOLTS right after the introductions as does Binks as he had met her one other time, and well……..that’s a whole diff story….it involves a lamp, a mirror, and a lot of drugs

(which of course Crazy was on)

So Stace and I make small talk, she compliments me. I do the same for her yadda. Yadda. Yadda……….she then invited me back to her home for dinner + we can catch up………..

I go and tell Binks and Patti this news and they just roll their eyes…..ok ok…..I shoulda known then, but I was giving Crazy the benefit of the doubt ( AS ALWAYS)…..

Ok so Binks and I leave and not 5 minutes after we leave Patti, I get this Text basically saying that I am to weird, she isn’t going to walk on egg shells around me, and that she wishes me the best…………SO I call the freak back and go ( WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!!??) Well we exchanged a few words, all very decent might I add, and now we are no longer friends, becos as she put it ( I am to sensitive, I harbor shit 4-ever, and we are just 2 diff people now)

WELL NO SHIT!!!

WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN 2 DIFF PEOPLE……………..this is y we have never maintained a friendship for longer than say …..3 months at a time. I just finally got sick of being her mental punching bag, and basically told her that, and in turn she thinks I have become this overly-sensitive-self-indulgent-all-about Coley-bitch………..now she didn’t say it in this words, but that is what she meant………….


So I will say I am glad…..and I mean this………..HAPPY……the Saga of Stacey is finally finito………..FINALLY!!!


We just don’t get along, and we never did, unless of course we were drinking or high, which would have been ………umm…..99% of the time…….yea


Moving on!!!

I am off to the gym, then to work. Tomm. I have math in Pullman…….and another thing I have to deal with ( I Know…….. BINKS I KNOW) but I had to make arrangements and well……………there you go


Ok then……. I want to say thanx once again to Binks for all of his hospitality, and to Patti for threatening to call Stace and go off on her…….now those are real friends……..lol I am just kidding ( no I am really) thanx Patti for being my friend for life………..I love you and it was so great seeing you and you look FABULOUS!!!!!



Ok then

I am off to-do the “She’s a Maniac thang”

O how I have missed it!!

Friday, September 16, 2005

Hair

I just went and had me hair did....Jeanie my new hair-doer did a FABULOUS job........which leads me to my FABULOUS word, as anyone who knows me ....knows I used this word ALL the time......so the hair-doers were giving me the business and saying I should move to Hollywood.......and I of course went......... "Ummm...I don’t think so!" So they said "OH not that Hollywood.............Hollywood Idaho!" OMG it was hilarious............like why in the hell would I wanna live in Hollywood ID?
If I am gonna go Hollywood I might as well go and live In Cali...............brother...

Anyhoo...........I had me hair done and I did it different than I normally do.........still has blonde highlights, but I had her use my actual color as highlights as well.......and I have to say I am really happy with me new look...........

So I am going to work now...and tom. I am Portland bound............or should I say Patti Bound. I am not sure if I am seeing Stace as we seem to not be getting along all that well as of late and of course its all my fault, as usual........so I may skip the drama and just be with me buds ( Binks and Patti Anne) .........cos these are me buds ............and we NEVER have words or say things that are hurtful or say things that are/can be misconstrued, plus I am pretty much done with drama..........I need to just BE..............have some alone driving time and some good friends time......


Mr. C is happy I am going... as he feels this is the time I need to get away and just say "fuck it!" ....have fun and relax.........so that when I return I can totally focus on the things in mylfe that need focused on...... he should be AOK while I am away..( I hope) as I have made all the preparations for him while I am away........anyway ....I shall return Monday evening.....so I wont be out of commission to long.....

So stay tuned as I am sure I will have some interesting tales to tell about me adventure in the Wet City.....

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Thursday, September 15, 2005

enraptured

I am.

That one word describes my thoughts and feelings tenfold.............

If you haven’t guessed the Professor contacted me .......and well we have made arrangements to spend a bit of time together in the next few days.......

I am very very happy......

Cos I truly haven’t felt this way in many moons.......


I am a smitten kitten...........

And I am loving every minute of it.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Thumb

I was chopping onions tonight for my chili (which turned out awesome BTW) and I pretty much cut off the top of my thumb.

Yea.

I ran into Mr.C's room yelling...”I chopped off my thumb!!!!”

He jumped up and proceeded to bandage me up...all the while telling me I had nothing to worry about.........BUT I almost fainted as when I bleed well...I tend to get a bit light headed...needless to say he bandaged me up...and I feel I will live...although a piece of my thumb is flapping in the wind.

Wow............

Its the new knives I just bought...they are extremely sharp as just 3 weeks ago Mr. C almost cut his hand off with these Jaws of knives I purchased.........

So I am now going to shower and cal it a night.......... I literally can barely keep my eyes open....

I think I am still faint....

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Brother,friends, feelings, and all the stuff in the middle..

Today, today..............was a very strange, great, unnerving, sad, happy, and fulfilling day....

So In order for me to make sense of my title I shall begin at the beginning of my day....

So lets go...........

On with the show I like to call In The Life and days Of Coley

'Should be a bloody soap, and trust me I am not ruling that out!'


Ok here we go....

I was doing my math homework when Mr.C asked me to move my car so he could get out...and we were joking about my 'sexuality' prior to him asking me to move me car...and he said something along the lines like " Y cant you just stay BI?" and I say " Y cant you just be gay?" And he responded with " I don’t like Dick!" and I retorted with " well neither do I!"

We laughed and I went off to work...

Now today at work was a really odd day as all day I kept getting these flash backs of my relationship with Teabag, I mean things that I had thought that I had really put to rest 3 yrs ago.... things that I swore I would never think about again nor wanted to visit again...as trust me they are very painful memories..................BUT with the whole situation as of late in regards to The Nutty Professor (TNP), these things have resurfaced. So today I found myself going down memory lane.

I don’t blame the Professor.........I just know that what has happened with her and I are the reasoning behind me thinking and feeling these things again after 3 yrs. I know allot of it has to do with the fact that I never truly dealt with what happened with her and I.( Teabag)
I just finally got the courage up enuff to walk away from T, but in the walking away, I didn’t get the chance to voice or vent my feelings and pain to her( T).........and there were many times I could have..........but I just figured ...what's the point? All it would have done is caused another argument and the same 'ol same 'ol deal of you did this and I did this and its your fault and yadda yadda yadda..........so I let it go.............and I didn’t think about it......... AT ALL............not until today............so there was that.... today....

The things that happened between the TNP and myself have for some reason made me start reflecting on a relationship I was hoping was dead....( Teabag and I)......and it is dead, but the problem is I didn’t actually deal with it..........totally.........and now I find myself doing that...and I am thankful for that, yet at the same I wish I wasn't...dealing with it again...

So this brings me to this evening.............I came home after work and Mr.C was up waiting for me. We made small talk..........he asked me if I could pls be more pleasant to Angell grrl.........as I guess I haven’t been as of late and to be truthful I wasn’t aware that I hadn’t been nothing but respectable to her...but with everything that has been happening as of late...I mean with the Landman, School, TNP and so forth I have been more than distracted. So I told Mr. C that I would make more of an effort to make Angell Grrl feel like she is welcm here and that I do indeed like her, cos I do.................

Now this leads me to the conversation that my brother and I had in regards to TNP.............I was saying how intense everything had become in such a short amount of time between her an I..........I mean I divulged everything from our conversations to our intimate moments...as Mr. C wanted to know ( this is why I love him so much cos he truly does CARE) anyway I mentioned that I had went up Monday and had lunch with her..........and he went "WHY!?.......Why do you keep doing this to yourself!!??"


I replied that it was something that needed to be done..........and this is what he had to say..........

He says " I don’t care what was said, or who said what............but when feeling are involved.........well feelings are feelings...........and she knew how you felt and from what you have told me.........she really doesn’t know what she's doing, and that is NO EXCUSE for making you feel like she did...."

I go "Well there’s more to it than that Mr.C..." he replies, "No there isn’t more than that............feelings are feelings and no one should lead someone along and say things and do things they don’t mean if they don’t..................... she shouldn’t have done what she did.......PERIOD!"

Ok

So I am sitting there smiling at him, cos here he is..............looking out for his big sis.............regardless of the fact that I am gayor straight......he is looking out for me...


As always.....
:)


He then goes onto say " Look sis, you have enuff on your plate with school, work and me..........and one of these day you are going to graduate...you have your whole life ahead of you.......that is when you can devote your time to relationships, but right now is not the time. I am one day going to be well, and you will have a career and then you can meet another successful woman and you can both be successful bitches together." ( Idnt he cute?)
He then went on to say that he is going to start doing more around the house. Like dishes, vacuuming, and ETC...so I can devote more of my time to studying......and not worry about taking care of the house by myself..not that I really cared either way...but............

WOW !



Little does he know that being successful is still very important to me, but the $ part of it is not as important as it once was. I don’t know why, cos I will be the 1st to admit that at one time that’s all that mattered to me..........but after living back here for the past yr..........well my priorities have changed 10-fold, I don’t want to be misunderstood here,I want to be successful and have the career....... but $ isn’t everything..............having a life and sharing a life with someone and building a life with someone is more important to me than driving a BMW and owning my own Condo, although that would be nice...............but I have learned in the past yr that I have changed my outlook on what makes me happy......

So that being said...all I have to say...is......AGAIN..........that I am by far the luckiest woman in the world to have my brother as my brother.........he is the most amazing man I have ever known............and when he gets up 3x a week to be hooked up to the dialysis machine...the machine that gives him life...........I have so much respect and love for him as the things that he endures have not made him a bitter, unhappy, young man, but quite the opposite...he is a strong, caring, moralistic, loving, protective man who looks at life in a way that I am so happy to be able to wittiness, as it has made me look at life in the same way.............

I love you Clint

You are everything that is decent and right in my life............you truly make me want to be a better person...and have made me a better person.......................


I have one more person I need to talk about...........Jess.............my asussie bud. Jess is a very classy lady who found my Blog a few months back and emailed me telling me how much she enjoyed my Blog. At the time she too had her own Blog and we would read each others thoughts and so forth..........well we eventually started emailing one another privately..........and through the months we shared correspondence leading to her and I to begin a friendship that was incredible........we have this strange cool chemistry..........and we have shared many a thought, both personal and not...............but I remember being so happy to see her name in my inbox.

Well it must be fate or something as she has recently started contacting me again and I couldn’t be more happy as Jess is someone I can talk to about anything and everything. Now I know this isn’t the most conventional friendship, but I still take her friendship very seriously and I have the utmost respect for her and her views...........she is a very supportive and caring woman...who is.... I might add .....extremely sexy and classy and articulate and all those things I love in a woman. I am not looking to meet her nor try a relationship with her as she is currently very in love and happy....and I couldn’t be more happy for her....what I am happy about is she found me again, right at a time when I really needed to be told the things that she tells me..............

So thank you Miss Aussie.............You are a very genuine and loving woman and I am so happy and lucky to be able to call you my gal pal...............

Ok then..........
I am off to Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I have to work out tomorrow, have me hair did, and shop ..........as I am making chili for Mr.C so he will have something to eat while I am away this weekend, and without sounding to incredibly vain. I make the best homemade chili this side of the border.........


So I have a full plate tomorrow as well I have to do me Accounting............

Ok Dear Bloggers.............

I shall return with the next exciting episode of " In The Life of Coley"

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Patrons

I went out last night to meet Lucy at our local watering hole here...and while I was waiting I was making small talk with one of the guys that frequents the joint. This man..........this is a nice way of describing him...sitting next to him pipes in....

what do you do?


I attend WSU.


for what?!

Business Administration

Isn’t that boring?


I don’t think so

Lots of numbers

ummmm.........with the classes that indeed use numbers, yes.


U like it then?

Yes, I find it fascinating!

OH REALLY!!

I then ask.......what is it you do?

I drink.....and I find it fascinating!!


OMG......I wanted to kill the asshole........cos the conversation just went downhill from there. All I did was sit down..............and this guy pretty much goes off on me...........thankfully Lucy walked in and all was well at the litter box once again......

lol

I could so go somewhere with the name of the pub right now.........but I’m o so not going to.....


I had a great night last night..................and Lucy was able to get some things off his chest as well.............

So moving now 2 today.....

I have to take an exam.

Go to work

Come home and sleep......

Tomorrow I am maybe doing something with my hair as I cant seem to decide on whether or not I like what its doing naturally or if I wanna mess with it again or..

I should just wait and see Nancy from Nepal..........when I ma back in Portland as she was my hair-doer for 5 yrs...............

she always took care of me......

Ok then

I must be off

Monday, September 12, 2005

6 weeks

Remember that movie...91/2 Weeks.... you know that hot flick with Bassinger and Rourke..........

The emotional roller-coaster that we as an audience watched this beautiful woman on...........both sexually and emotionally

Well that would be how I feel...only I did mine in 6 weeks...

I don’t need no 9 1/2 wks baby.........I can do her in 6 wks.

So that being said I will admit I am happy to have some sort of stability back in mylfe.........I really am.............and after today I for the 1st time know where I am and where I am going when it comes to The Nutty Professor...

Yes yes.............I said Nutty...I have permission though...... so its all good.

:)

Moving on............

I am now in the middle of really playing catch up with math and accounting but its doable...as hell its just school.............not like its my life or anything...

I am going out tonight with Lucy as his brother's anniversary was yesterday ...9/11............his older brother was killed by a drunk driver 10 yrs ago...and I wanted so badly to be with him last night, but my hang- over wouldn’t permit me to leave my room let alone let me be the friend I so desperately wanted to be to him last night...as trust me I take his friendship very seriously and it means allot to me. It is becos of Lucy I was able to take these past few days and walk away a stronger woman and keep my smile.....................

I am once again blessed when it comes to friends...

Ok then..........I must be off...


I will say one more thing............I really do hope you find your smile again Professor............

Sad is not a good look for you baby.

OH

I love track 4

;)


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Saturday, September 10, 2005

Bent

Today.........I am not a happy camper....

AT ALL

I get home last night.........and Landman had left a message telling me to paint my bathroom this weekend.........so I call him back and tell him I wont have time as I have other obligations and what’s the big too doo as its my BR and I am not having a problem with it not being finished so neither should he (I was going to paint this Fall, cos......well.........its something I can do other than do homework while staying inside while the weather turns)
SOOOOOO he then calls me back to tell me that this is UNACCEPTABLE.........ummmmmmmm.......so now the fight is on.......as he is drunk ( of course) and I’m not, He then threatens to sell the place and I tell him ( Do Whatever you want George.....I am beyond giving a shit!)

OH!!! MAN!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!


So after talking to that SOB I called Lucy...and we talked for a long while as well.........I came out to him at work last night..........and it was quite funny...

I mentioned on here B4 that I had turned him onto the L Word...(So he could see why I call him Lucy/Lisa) ...well last night he was telling me how much he liked the show and that he found it fascinating and Etc............

Well let me back up here a bit.............Lucy had asked me about The Professor and I told him that I had fucked up and I really didn’t wanna talk about it.........(But I really did wanna talk about it, but I didn’t see how I was going to be able to talk about all of it without mentioning gender)

So he said...Okay .........but you need to share...yadda yadda yadda...........

Ok ...so back to the L Word, we were discussing the show and how promiscuous the ladies are and all the cheating and well basically the whole Season, I may have given away to much as he is still mid way through the 1st one.........anywayyyyyyyyyy...so .........................I was standing there in the hall looking at him and I thought to myself,



FUCK IT...

Either he will accept me or he wont..........so I walked up to him and said " Well if you like the L Word, Your gonna love this!"

;)

So I proceed to tell him that that The Professors name is blankety blank.... and he goes " Why would a guys name be blankety blank?" and I laugh and I go " Cos HER name is " Blankety blank"........He just looked at me and it took a sec for it to sink in........and then he goes " OH.....OHHHH!!!"

lol

He was quite cute...............and I felt so fucking great telling him, it was great...cos I don’t know .............it just was...........Lucy is one of my closest frineds..and I am very pleased that he was so cool about it all........he also gave me some great advice, he as well had a few questions...( of course)......but I really cant explain how happy telling him made me............and regardless of what happens in my so-called-love life.........I know I will always be able to call him

Friend.

:)

Thank You Lucy



Well I just finished working out............for 2 hours................I need a shower.............I feel refreshed and spent...............and I am really looking forward to driving to Portland next Saturday......I am not looking forward to the traffic over there though............I am not looking forward to the crowds either..................cos living back here at home, well...I have become quite content with a small town...despite what I have been told in the past few weeks................I will always be a small town grrl who can live in and love the city but at the same love being where I am......... like right now.....

In other words....

I be a Northern Exposure meets Calvin Klein type a gal.

Yea.


and I always will be.....

Ok Time for some fun with numbers........

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Friday, September 09, 2005

Funny

Well All I have to say is that LAUGHTER is definitely the BEST medicine.............I talked with Binks last night and OMG did we laugh...I mean my gut hurt when I got off the phone with him......him and I have always had a ball together, and with all that’s been going on as of late in mylfe.........well a lil dose of Binks is just what the Dr. ordered...that and I learned about the ONE thing he does know...and I am quite sure that I am NOT gonna share it, cos well..........its a lil sick, BUT I will say I am o so happy that he Knows this ONE thing...........

It’s a start...

Stace called me 2day...and made me laugh as well...I have to say as of late I feel so blessed to have the friends I have, I mean I have always said that if you have just ONE good friend...the kind you can trust, confide in, love and go through ups and downs with, well you are one lucky dude/ette..........I have THREE!!!!... (Patti Anne. cant 4get her)...and I am so lucky cos I have needed them all this past few weeks..................and they have ALL been there............

SO a BIG BIG THANK YOU to my motley lil crue............I love you all............

Speaking of the Crue (Happens to be Mr.C's FAVE band on the planet) he has been really supportive as well...well as much as he can be as I haven’t really been here...aaat allllll..........but that’s all changing now cos WE have allot to get done...and I need him and I to be prepared if he gets the KINDNEY call.........so right now...I am trying to get everything ready just in case ...cos when the call comes.... I will be bedside for about a month...............so yea...

Moving on............

Other than that...nothing to new...I called Verizon 2day about my bloody celly....muthafuckin thang sucks ass........and I told the lady that...........in my own sweet way.......and I also flirted with her..........cos....she had a hot voice, and when I flirt I seem to get what I want.......just how it goes...anyhoo....she told me I was under warranty.........so I am taking the celly in tomorrow to get replaced...... or I know I am gonna chuck the thing into the river, or one of the 3 buddies I have will.......cos they have all mentioned their not-so-nice intentions in regards to my lovely static celly.....


Ok......what else........o yes.........the best for last.......Landman is back. Seems he had a nice holiday..thats great, BUT........it seems that his vacation did nothing to alleviate his feelings for me or what he thinks he feels for me as he already started calling me and sending me emails.........such as this one


Testing, one, two, three. I think you are cute, from your big toe to your
pony tail. Geo.


I responded with ( OK????)

What I wanted to say was...........WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU SICK FREAK OF F@### NATURE????????!!

But I didn’t, but I will say this..........Dear Blog.......I will go off on this man if he DOESNT leave me alone as I have had ENUFF!!!!


Ok

I feel better........

I must shower and get to work............I bought some new scrubs the other day.........a new set of Cougar scrubs ( My Schools mascot) and I am looking forward to wearing em, cos the ones I had last year were/are so comfy.....

Like wearing Pj's...........well....It IS like wearing jammies...........

plus I look DS

You'll have to ask Binks what that stands for.

;)


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Thursday, September 08, 2005

Melting of my brain

Remember that show on PBS ...the science one...where the scientist would travel about and solve mysteries with this brain.........he would actually travel with a portable brain...for the life of me I cant remember that shows name...but I remember watching it after school when I was like in 6th grade or so..............Dr. No..........No...................I need some help...........I mean with what this show is called...........

We all know I am in dire need of help...............

I brought up the show cos my brain feels like its melting...literally..........I had forgotten how taxing mathematics can be...........and when you fall behind how horrible you feel trying to play catch up...BUT.........I am a genius and shall persevere...

Right?

RIGHT!!!!



Ok moving on.........

I am going to the Wet City on the 17th...for fun, friends, laughter, and DANCING...I am going dancing and BINKS BABY you are my designated dance partner...............my DDP...........not to be confused with being my DSL (Designated Safe Lay)...Still working on that.........unfortunately...

I am going to work tonight and tom. As well............I may need to take a day off next week just so I can get these exams done on time............we shall see after tomorrow.............I need to know where I am at with Math, cos this online shit with this math class is really confusing, I mean the others are coolio, but Jesus, Mary, & Joseph.........can we get a Schedule/Syllabus Math Man?????!!

DAMMIT MATH MAN!!!

:0

Ahhhhhhhhhh

I so funny.......

dat be y I am SOOOOOO single......

So I know you are all waiting for the Professor Update........

Here ya go

Update

( Oh oh oh...........Blondie is on the radio.......... One way or another................I am gonna find ya........... da da da)

Love it.............I should burn it for me trip to Portland.....

Ok where was I?

O yes

The Professor

Well....where o where do I begin here?

Howz about I don’t?

All I will say is Me, Myself and I........said entirely too much under the influence of alcohol (Champagne and Corona’s) and well.........pretty much tripped the 'ol professor out.........In a Big way......

So that being said I really don’t know where things lie...........truly.......I do know I like the.... what did Binks call it..........oh yes.. Feminine Get 2gethers

LMAO!!!!

I do like that and will miss it. BUT, right now I don’t know what’s going on with US and I am just letting the pieces lie where they lie, and not pushing nor pulling ......I am just being.....

Still.


Let it be.

Right?

Cos John, Paul, George and Ringo were always right................

Ok then.....

I am off to play Super Nurse

More Lata’

Saturday, September 03, 2005

HandyMany

Landman is still in Alaska..........but b4 he left he left the # of his Handyman as there were still things that needed to be done around my house/ like...........

Putting on the Screen Door-The Flies are PISSING me off!

Assembling and installing my new shower door- Cant wait.

Attaching my towel holders and other bathroom holder onto thingy’s.

So He is here now doing this stuff and guess what.

A) He is Sober.

:)

B) He is a nice guy.

C) He knows what an ASS Landman (George is).

I explained to Handyman the BS I had been putting up with and he just shook his head and said " I know, I know, I have worked with the mad man for YEARS and he is an asshole to all women".


WOW

NO FOOLIN!!!



So anyhoo............he looked at my ( or I'm sorry Landman's tiling job) and WHOA..........he was not happy.........cos he is going to try and fix it somehow...we don’t know how yet, but he is going to fix it.


I am just happy someone is here that knows what the fuck they are doing and not at staring at me like some lustful drunken old man...no wait...that would be GEORGE!!!

In other news...

Talked with my best buddies from the wet city last night and I enjoyed that very much. Patti Anne's B-Day is the 17th so I am going back to stay with her and celebrate her big FOUR-O!!!

:)

So it will be Binks, Patti Anne, and meself..............


It should be allot of fun.

Professor Update

I can’t wait to see her again......... which I think is tomorrow...........

I hope so at least...........

Cos I am having withdrawals.


I am off to the gym then to do math and then to paint

YEE HAW!!!


Friday, September 02, 2005

Hurricane

I was sent this today by Mr. Moore.


I feel it speaks volumes.


So here you go......

and for those bushies out there..........if you dont like this........then DONT read it...........just keep on a clickin'

Friday, September 2nd, 2005

Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

Yours,

Michael Moore

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Drugs

Cartoon


Ok now this is seriously LAUGHS!!!!


I don’t necessarily agree with the pot/medicine part of it cos my mother had MS and her Pot did help her ALOT, and well my good friend had cancer and the only way he could eat was to smoke a toke.........

So that being said..........I disagree with SOME of this..........

But the rest of it is DEAD ON!


Enjoy.

owwy

I just returned from the gym...worked out.........like I do.

And I pulled something.... actually I woke up with this pain down the right side of my bod. It starts from my armpit all the way down to my abs............OWWYYY!!!


So I didn’t do weights today...just Cardio and some crunches...

I think I may have done this lil pain pain yesterday during my sky rocket excursion with the ol' Professor.

Dammit man!!!

So now I have to go 2 work and lift and pull my patients and hopefully don’t hurt meself any more than I already have...........

Lets hope.


In other news...........I got nothing. I am going to get completely caught up with my MATH tonight and in the AM, cos I am devoting my weekend to Accounting.

Fun huh?


Yea sure............

More lata'

Afternoon Delight

Today was by far the strangest day I have had in ages. Well. I don’t know if that is exactly true cos as of late I have had plenty of weird fucking days.....................


Ok here we go...

I went to have lunch with The Professor ( and Mary Anne, Ginger Grrrrrrrr.....the Skipper and of course Gilligan) JUST kidding..............



..........and well...

We had lunch with a friend of hers and then well

She wanted to show me some of her "sketches"

Ok.

Well to make a long and personal story short


Ever heard that song?

Afternoon Delight?

Sky rockets in flight......... afternoon delight...

Uh huh

Totally unexpected, but pls Know I am NOT complaining.........


Anyway...

I visited the Sociology BLD. on Campus as that is where The Professor does her Professing...plus met the lil one...sweet...and adorable.


I then returned home to feed the Landsman’s Dogs (I am responsible for his mutts and house while he is playing Fish &; Reel).........then came home and made Mr.C and I dinner .........and I have now had a few Coronas. .....Just cos I can and I really needed to cop a buzz ..........cos well.........I just needed to numb up a bit...........things are a bit heavy. ( So to Speak)


I also talked with Stace who is more than concerned about my situation with The Professor..........and she is right to be so as there are RED FLAGS...everywhere.........and they are not bad...its just complete and utter honesty...and I am more than happy to have the honesty......Flags and all.....cos it lets me know where things lie and what is what and what wont be...

Honesty.

Great ........I mean it is...........but right now I

fuck

I don’t know.



So ..............

I have been listening to ALOT of Melissa Etheridge as I swear she has been reading my mind since I was 16 singing about my life.............


How she is capable of doing this I don’t know.

But ROCK ON SISTER!

Speaking of M.E I hope she is healing well and has a full recovery...

Ok where was I?

O yes

M.E

Well there is this one song that fits my current situation...completely........... by Miss M.E...(imagine that?)

So I thought it best to post it.........

Allot easier then me trying to convey my feelings...

Plus I think I have said enuff... about my daily activities

Or wrote enuff

Whichever...


The AngelsSometimes I feel like an innocent one
To deserve this fate what I have I ever done?
I know that I made all the rules
But time can even change the hopeless ways of fools
I love you tonight like I did yesterday
I won't think of tomorrow or the price I pay
I drink from the well my soul is dry
I never know why

CHORUS
All I want is for your love to be all mine
But the angels won't have it
All I want is just a little peace of mind
But the angels won't have it
I thought I had a piece of my soul left to sell
I guess it's just as well
'Cause the angels won't have it

Who's looking after this see-through heart?
Someone up there isn't doing their part
Oh Cupid you foolish boy
You should take better aim with your brand new toy
I love you tonight like I did yesterday
I don't think of tomorrow or the price I pay
I drink from the well my soul is dry
I never know why

CHORUS

So if I die before I wake
The innocent one whose heart could never break
Lift me up take me out of this bed
Watching the angels shake their heads
Don't feel sorry for me baby honey don't you cry
You can sell all of my clothes you will forget me by and by
I'll be riding that train I'll be singing that song
But I won't be gone for long
'Cause the angels won't have it

CHORUS