Tuesday, January 31, 2006

untitled

Well again I have been a bad bad Blogger.

Life is moving along...

Clint is Back with Angle Grrl and again her daughter is here, with her...

I took her out last night to get a feel for her...and while we were talking her X showed up and showed his wonderful colors. Cops were called...whole bit.

I thought to myself if you can be with someone like that.........your not right.

As well the shit he screamed at me that she supposedly didn’t say about me...

UH HUH

Moving on

School is school

Jo and I are moving in with each other.........

That’s that.

I made the National Deans List...

Only 1/2 of 1% of students in the nation makes it...


I am outy

Friday, January 20, 2006

life or what ever its called

Well I have to make this really quick. As usual. I am off to the gym and then to work... thankfully I still have the Job.

Seems Jo's parents are making her move as they want her to pay double what she was paying for rent...so now we have to figure out what WE are doing ASAP....

I want to live with her.........but I also want to be with my brother.........

So...........you know?

Things are a lil whacked.

School is trudging along.

Life is what you make of it...and right now I seem to be making quarts of sour lemonade...not the refreshing crisp fresh kind... (I sound like a damn country time commercial!)


Okay

I am off to sweat and run and forget for minute how messy things are right now.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Manual 101

I stole this.......but Holy fuck if it anit right on the money...










When you meet a lesbian (Hints for the straight women)

Do not run away screaming from the room. This is rude!!! If you must back away, do slowly and with discretion.

Do not assume she is attracted to you.

Do not assume that she is not attracted to you.

Don't assume that you are not attracted to her.

Do not expect her to be as excited about meeting an heterosexual as you may be about meeting a lesbian, she was probably raised by them.

Do not immediately start talking about your boyfriend or husband in order to make it clear that you are straight. She probably already knows.

Do not ask her how she got that way. Instead ask yourself how YOU got that way.

Do not assume that she is dying to talk about being a lesbian.

Do not expect her to refrain from talking about being a lesbian.

Do not assume that because she is a lesbian she wants to be treated like a man.

Do not trivialise her experience by assuming it is a bedroom issue only.

She is a lesbian 24 hours a day.

Quickie

This will B a Quick update....

I know I have been out a commission for ages, but I have been so insanely busy its not even funny.

Lets See......

Mr.C and Angel Grrl are now separated.
I spent the holidays alone.
I went to Missouri on New Yrs Eve to meet my future in Laws...
(This is a story I shall have to get back 2...just know it was a BIG 'OL CLUSTER FUCK!)

Side note

I've decided to elaborate on the meeting with the in -laws. It was a horrible experience. See the whole reason I went to meet the Clever's ( I use this as a way to describe them as they truly are the Clever's incarnate) was to inform them that Jo and I were to be married. Of course the parents were shocked and thought we were rushing and yadda yadda. Well in order for us to tell them the news.....we needed a bit of liquid courage. Well Tequila was the poison we chose...............needless to say Jo ended up praying to the porcelain God and I was stuck with the Clever's.......namely the mother..........well...........needless to say many many things were discussed and many things were said by the mother.....about her own daughter......and of course I divulged the discussion and the things that were said to Jo.......as the things that the mother said were absolutely horrible and mean. If my mother had said the things she said I would have never spoken to her again. Well...............I had a few drinks.......and I was drunk.........but not blackout drunk or sloppy drunk.........and I remember every damn word of that conversation............and to put things in a better perspective.....immediately after the conversation I woke Jo up to tell her what her mother had said..........so as to not forget. Well..........of course when mother was confronted she denied everything....Convenient isn't it?....Made me out to be the monster and went on to tell individuals that I have a drinking problem and am a nasty individual. To this day she still blames me.......denies ever saying the things that were said. I will say that the In-laws are in all actuality good people..........very generous ..........although the mother will be more than happy to generous , but then tell you how much it set her back or that it was so hard to do so...........which .......I have never understood individuals who do this as if it is so hard......then why do it? Other than to make the recipients feel guilty. So that being said........thank you both for everything you have done for Jo and I...........but I will not forget that conversation and I will not forgive being called a liar and a drunk and a nasty individual.......I also do not enjoy nor understand individuals who don't have the balls to say what they really feel to a persons face.......go behind their backs and talk shit to their daughters ex's...........really insightful into ones character.......................I have not forgotten nor will I forgive this ..............as I know what was said and out of courtesy to my spouse I will not repeat it here...........I mean just know if thats how they feel about thier only daughter...........wow.



Moving on......................








I am now back in school...

I still hate my job.

Lucy is back @ work now.

Hmmmmm

O the Professor and I are doing fabulous...

Just yesterday she bought and had installed a 6 CD changer/stereo system in my car!!

(My belated B-day and X-mas gift)

She also bought me a beautiful dresser...actually 2. One for here and one for there.

We are seriously committed to one another. Marriage is the topic of the day ALL the time...and I shall have to divulge more about my feelings and so forth on this lil topic soon............

( Her X is being a freak as of late.......Miss Horse.......so I am going to have to deal with the lesbian of the Mountain here soon)

O boy...

So I must be off 2 the 'ol jobola!!!

O JOY!!!

But I will B back tonight!!

Thanx for all your patience my Blogger Buddies and real-time friends

You know who you are!!

O and ‘M’...good to hear from ya!!!!!!

Ciao