Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Manual 101 - a second time cos its funny





I stole this.......but Holy fuck if it anit right on the money...





















When you meet a lesbian (Hints for the straight women)



Do not run away screaming from the room. This is rude!!! If you must back away, do slowly and with discretion.



Do not assume she is attracted to you.



Do not assume that she is not attracted to you.



Don't assume that you are not attracted to her.



Do not expect her to be as excited about meeting an heterosexual as you may be about meeting a lesbian, she was probably raised by them.



Do not immediately start talking about your boyfriend or husband in order to make it clear that you are straight. She probably already knows.



Do not ask her how she got that way. Instead ask yourself how YOU got that way.



Do not assume that she is dying to talk about being a lesbian.



Do not expect her to refrain from talking about being a lesbian.



Do not assume that because she is a lesbian she wants to be treated like a man.



Do not trivialise her experience by assuming it is a bedroom issue only.



She is a lesbian 24 hours a day.

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