98.7%

That’s right........I am almost finished with School.......English is DONE!!!
Accounting..........1 more exam

Soc........3 assignments that I will do Wed.

Math.............INCOMPLETE


I am going to make it.........I really am!!!!


Jo.......the Professor..........my now Fiancée'...is GREAT........we practically live 2gether now........

Mr. C Is ABfAB...........

Aunt Glo and I are great again

Kuntjoy......well he overdosed...........spent 2 nights in the hospital........he is home now..........we shall see how he does....


I am off to make coffee and shower for work, which I took 9 days away from THANK GOD!!!!


Ok

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screwed

Everything is a mess

And I mean everything...........I really feel for the 1st time that my life is spinning out of my control and I am at a loss as to how to fix it...........

My relationship with my brother.........my lover........my job.........and most importantly my academic career is all amiss..............so basically my whole fucking future.................I want to crawl into a hole and hibernate for the next 20 or so yrs......


So hang on until I wake up...............


I'll get back to ya

Need another holiday

This will B Short.

I need a holiday from my holiday.


It was fabulous......Orcas Is. was Beautiful....it was the drive that was exhausting as I HATE driving at night...and well.........we drove at night a considerable amount of time.......


The Professor and I are doing well..

Mr.C is happy, but his new truck is giving him grief.


Lucy quit at the J.

:(


Ummmmm

Im hungry and in need of hooking up my new DELL which is still IN ITS BOX!!!!

I know I know

so I shall try and do that this weekend.......as well I have an accounting exam and I need to finish up SOC> which I am doing on me 5 day holiday at the end of NOV. I also have to submit my writing portfolio.....so I can register for next term....


Ok....that just about does it for now.....

Life keeps on trucking along.....


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Yes I know!!!!!!
Its been a LONG flippin time since I have Blogged........but I have been a bit busy with me life.

I really don’t know where to begin.

Patti Anne came last weekend ( well I don’t know if she actually 'came', but she was here!) and all was well there..........took her to Pullman when she arrived for a Halloween party and to meet the Professor...........as well as the rest of the Professors friends..........we then came back here the following day for........ well...... an interesting day..........but all was well.........I hope she had a good visit, as well, it was different..........

The Professor and I are stronger than we have been, we have been through allot the past week, or 2 and I feel it has only brought us closer, but at the same time I am scared to death that when she feels more like herself she will see me .........I mean really SEE me and then leave............as right now things are not at all Kosher with her............plus Miss. Horse has spilt with her GF, and is now single and I fear that they will somehow find themselves pulled to one another............as the Professor has mentioned she misses intellectual conversations and such, which is fine as I do as well............but she hasn’t really been in a place to have these..........and well I haven’t a clue as to what is going on in the world or with my studies or anything..........I feel completely lost.

I have let everything go to be with her.......and now I have to figure out what I am going to do...........with school, work is the only thing that is OK............thankfully..... as I am also for the 1st time financially crunched............well not to the point of OMG I CANT AFFORMD MY EGG NOG LATE'! ...........but I am not happy with my financial situation.......

I really just need to a week to myself to catch up and get this shit done.........

Which is what I shall do......... AFTER........

I go to Seattle this weekend or a place near Seattle called the Rosario Resort & Spa..........off of the San Juan Islands...here is a few pics






















We are leaving Sat. morning EARLY........and returning Monday.................hopefully the drive will be OK as I know the passes are shit..................but Sweet T thinks we should be OK.


I also just purchased a new PC.............................which I am happy about..........so I am going to be receiving that here soon.......



Order Group Quantity Item Description

1 1 221-9861 DIM E510,P4,630 (3.0 GHZ),HT
1 1 311-5491 512MB DDR2 SDRAM,400MHZ- 2X256MB,DIM,M
1 1 310-5234 DELL USB KEYBOARD,DIM,LC
1 1 320-4135 17IN (17.0 IN) E173FPV,FPIB,DIM,M
1 1 320-4270 INTEGRATED VIDEO
1 1 341-0884 160GB SERIAL ATA,7200 RPM,DIM,M
1 1 341-2724 3.5IN,1.44MB,FD,DIM
1 1 412-0688 IMAGE RESTORE, DIM
1 1 412-0721 DELL SUPPORT 3.0,DIM 3000,4600,4700
1 1 420-4927 WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER 10,DIM
1 1 420-5646 WINXP MCE 2005,ENG,DIM,NM,NA,U
1 1 463-2282 THANKS FOR PURCHASING YOUR DELL
1 1 420-5460 ONLINE TRAINING SW ICON,DIM/INSP
1 1 420-5476 DELL DIRECT DOWNLOAD,DHS,DIM/INSP
1 1 420-5598 WILD TANGENT GAMING CLIENT,DIM/INSP
1 1 310-6477 DELL 2-BUTTON USB OPTICAL MOUSE,DIM
1 1 430-0412 INTEGRATED,INTEL PRO 100M PCI NIC CARD
1 1 313-3515 V.92/56K PCI DATAFAX,MODEM,LF,DIM
1 1 412-0705 ADOBE ACROBAT READER 6.0
1 1 313-3724 16X DVD+/-RW CD-RW COMBO DRIVE,DIM05,M
1 1 420-5079 DECODING SOFTWARE,POWER DVD,DIM
1 1 313-2758 INTEGRATED AUDIO
1 1 313-3807 DELL A525 SPEAKERS,LF,DIM
1 1 420-5638 TRENDMICRO 12.5,PC-CILLIN,ENG,90DAY,DIM
1 1 412-0842 MUSIC MATCH 10.1 BASIC,ODP,DIM/INSP
1 1 412-0845 PHOTO ALBUM 6.0 STARTER,DIM/INSP
1 1 412-0687 NETZERO ISP,DIM/INSP
1 1 412-0625 DELL/MY WAY HOME PAGE
1 1 420-3224 BROADBAND ICON FOR CONSUMER
1 1 412-0787 AOL FOR BROADBAND
1 1 420-5256 NETSCAPE ISP,DIM/INSP
1 1 412-0803 WORDPERFECT OFFICE 12 + TRIAL,DIM/INSP
1 1 950-3337 1YR LIMITED WARRANTY
1 1 950-9797 NO WARRANTY,YRS 2/3(DIM,INSP,NBD)
1 1 960-6380 TECH SPRT,DIM,S90,INIT YR
1 1 960-6200 NBD,DIM,BSC,S90,INIT YR,DHS,HIGH
1 1 983-2207 INFO, SERVICES DELL
1 1 464-2647 THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING DELL
1 1 420-5139 QUICKBOOKS SP SIMPLE START,DIM/INSP,DHS
1 1 464-5503 PC RESTORE RECOVERY SYSTEM


Ok I think that brings us all back to date with me..............

I am off to the gym

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Past/Present= CRASH

I know I know...again I have been a neglectful Blogger...what can I say?

Not much

Really.


Okay here we go with a recap of my week..........

I worked Thurs-Fri....

Friday night after work at about 10ish I called my GF who was at the bar with Sweet T copping a buzz..........she asked if I would cum or come up there...and I says

YESUMMM

I then jump in me car and cruise on up.........which I hate driving at night for reasons I shall divulge at a later date............so Friday night I played drinker grrl..............which is all good


:)

Veddy Nice............

Can anyone say


OH SHANE!!!!!????

I can

OH SHANE!!

YOOHOO

OVER HERE!!!!



Uh huh

Moving on......


I passed out............from exhaustion if nothing else.............Ok so that leads me to yesterday..................Sunday/ hangover- I -wanna- die -day....................I managed to take a nap and then came home to check on me beloved lil brother who had some really good news for me...

Seems Mr. C totaled his car Sat. morning...............completely totaled it............he is fine, but the passenger in the other vehicle is claiming back pain, so I am waiting to be served now anytime as the car was in my name.................sooooooooooooooo

I then went back to the Professors.......................Sunday afternoon as Sweet T was coming back over to make us dinner while we watched Absolutely Fabulous, which it was absolutely fabulous..........I do adore that show sweeties!!!

Ok



And I cannot go back there again...........not now.

Once again this is my only outlet..............a window of sorts to peek out of/into............let something in and out............

In through the out door...........

This is mylfe

Mr. C is sleeping .............I came in and he was so happy to see me...I miss him...so I am going to spend this week with him...and my home .............and try and sort through this pain and try to find a way to be at peace with ME again.................

I am off to work now...

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Anni

I missed my Anniversary!

DAMMIT!!!

My BLOG anniversary...see I started this here Blog a yr ago on the 9th of Oct. 2004.

Where did the time go?

To be honest it seems like the time went rather slowly...........with spurts of insanity and chaos intertwined with slow motion boredom.........

However...that cannot be said for the past month

Or so.

ALSO

I have had over 5000 hits...one wouldnt know with my current counter, but I know as I have an invisible one

UH HUH

I smart!!!!

FOOLED YA's!!

Nothing really new to report...............I spent the afternoon with my GF.... and it was great.........BUT............something is amiss...and now that I am in a relationship I don’t feel I can truly divulge the goings on of the details of my relationship to the world, so I am going to have to find other ways to vent...without sacrificing OUR privacy............

I mean think about it..........if one were to be married, the other half wouldn’t be to enthused to know the other half was divulging the goings on of the marriage to the entire planet..........well I know I wouldn’t...........so from here on out...I will speak of my GF in general terms such as

"We went to the movies, but I couldn’t tell you what the movie was about!!'

That sorta thang

:)

Aint I a daisy?

Uh huh

Moving on............

Time for more accounting...

And Binks will be here in a few days so I am playing major house cleaning freak.........I was up until 3AM mopping floors last night, which is why I was an hour late to my Gf’s (that and I had to run to the REZ to get her her LAST carton of smokes)

SO

I am playing the number nerd alert and Mrs. Clever house Cleaner

Oh I rhymed

hee hee

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Activation

Well last night at work was a good one.........although my Gaydar is OFF in a big way..........see there is this nurse who I SWORE was gay...............I mean how couldnt she be???????? ......Now that was a stupid question.......Anyway.............. she was standing there talking to someone and mentioned her husband.... OK...............so I am trying to figure out if this CODE for GF or WIFE or if I need a fucking tune-up?


Moving on...

I FINALLY activated my new cell phone..........no more SSKSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!

OMG I couldn’t take it anymore...........and lately I have been using my brothers phone as I cant even talk on mine...................he doesn’t mind, but I mean I am on the phone ALOTT ................and he tends to like to use his own phone on occasion..........so I am pretty sure he will be happy that I finally did the phone thang................now all I have to do is program all me #'s in the damn thang, which will take 4ever.......................that’s why I was avoiding doing it............

OK

Now I know mylfe is boring when all I have to Blog about is my new celly...........

I am looking forward to Binks coming Saturday...........and then Patti Anne on the 28th...

IT’S ABOUT TIME!!!

I have only been gone over a yr now........................but................this last trip to the wet city was exceptionally good................we all got along so well without any flippin drama from my ex's.........and that was what made for a nice and relaxing visit, which may or may not of been the deciding factor for them both to come.............as previous visits were............well in a word................INSANE.........lots of drinking...on my part.........and on the part of my X.............X lover to be precise.......anyway ...............without that individual in the picture things were very sedate and nice....and that’s exactly how this holiday for the 2 of them shall be............

Looking forward to it...............I am I yam

Ok then..............I must be off to smoke..............and then shower................and then read accounting............

Fun with numbers

O joy

O …………and I do have a song for the day

Ordinary Love by Sade

I love Sade

But for some reason this song fits my mood today………..and my heart…and well u get the picture…



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In Sickness and in Health

Well once again I have been neglecting this here Blog, but I have reason(s) for my lack of posting.

1st of all Binks came over this past weekend. He made it Saturday night at about 4PM....I then took him to Roosters for dinner which was veddy nice...we had a great conversation and then we ventured to the local gay pub, which I had never been in to b4, and I must admit I really liked the atmosphere, very retro 70'ish..............and the bartender was very courteous and sweet.........after I took Binks to the Litter Box where we met up with Mr. C who was by this time feeling no pain!! He was really entertaining...we shot some darts and then headed to Shooters for a few games of stick and more entertaining amusement from my little drunken brother...the only downer to the evening was when Miss James showed up (Mr.C’s X) as I really cant stand her and neither can Binks and it turns out neither can Mr.C (he just informed me this about an hour ago)..........

So afterwards Binks and I came home and watched the L Word and called it a night............although another funny event was when we were leaving the Litter Box, Binks used his mommies Cruiser as a 4 Wheel drive...........drove RIGHT over the concrete parking divider...OUCH.........no harm done though...but it was LAUGHS

So Sunday we slept in and then dashed about town buying steaks and booze for the BBQ we were having for Binks, Lucy, Mr. C and meself...........plus we had to jet up to Pullman so Binks could meet the love of me life The Professor............we finally made it there around 5ish...poor Professor was sick with a cold...so I explained to her the plans for the evening and she looked at me with those hypnotic eyes of hers and asked (can I come too?) I says YESUUMMM

:)

So The Professor, Binks, and I then ventured to Riccos (as this is where her and I met and its OUR bar now) for a quick shot and we then cruised on back to my place............after playing make out in the back seat while Binks drove we arrived to my home where we all had dinner and watched Bound (HOT MOVIE) .............and The Professor stayed @ me home for the very 1st time.............in the process she gave me her cold...

Well Monday morning I took my baby home and promised to come back to take her to see the Dr as she was really dizzy and nauseated by this time..............so I then came back to Clarkston to take Binks shopping and say Buh Bye's..........we scored on some really killer Leather Jackets at Shopko...........so we were stylin in a big way................ as usual ;)

Binks then stayed on to hook up Mr. C's Hi FI system whilst I drove BACK to Pullman where I then took My baby to the DR....I even went in with her and held her lil hand...she was so cute...she had an inner ear infection, so they gave her anti- vertigo meds and anti-nausea meds.............so............that was Monday................I now am home..........as I have been with The Professor since Sunday night....................

WOW

Last night was a trip though cos one of the Professors friends..............Sweet T is what I shall call her, well she is gay as well.............and my friend to now...actually we all are going on holiday in November to an Island up off of Seattle for a weekend of Spa and spoils.........anyways...I flirt extensively with Sweet T...cos it makes her all nervous and tingly, well last night the Professor wanted us to watch a Power Point presentation she made while in Alaska on gay rights............so after having a few brewskies, the Professor said go cuddle with Sweet T while we all watch, so me being me, I did..........

Well when Sweet T left, the Professor was not HAPPY..........at all!!!

So we talked ................and now I know the boundaries..........and that’s good cos I really wanted to know where me boundaries were.... but like the Professor said " How would u like it if I was doing that with another woman?" Well I wouldn’t, but then again I wouldn’t have even told her to go and cuddle with another woman............so it was a weird night, but we are OK now...I hope anyway..................

All I know is we spent the past 4 days together.............were sick together................ate together.........slept in front of the fire together...pretty much were TOGETHER most of the past 4 days...and I am more madly in love with her now than b4, and I hope she knows that there isn’t another woman on the planet that could take me from her.................not now..............not ever..................


I LOVE YOU PROFESSOR!!!

And if need be I will shout it from the highest mountain and smallest stream to let her know that I love her with all of my being...and just cos I might hug or cuddle a friend doesn’t take away the intensity of my love and adoration for my GF..................

Ok then

I must be off to work...I have had a good day today....................PLUS the shrub lady is here trimming the hedges, she is really cute too...shook my hand and asked my name and said " Nice hand shake!'...And winked at me..............I smiled and walked away....................

Smiling to myself.......................and thinking............God.............I am so in love .................Miss Jolie could be trimming my hedges and I wouldn’t even notice her ................I really wouldn’t.......... I know I know Ur all saying............. RIGHT NICOLE!

But I know ME!!!

ME LOVES The Professor!!





I do.


Still.


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Breakdown

The only word I can find that can suitably describe my emotional state right now...Is completely BROKEN...

I just received some news..........and I sat here..........not shocked.... as I had this premonition last night that the woman I am in love with would hear from her X, and indeed she did...I knew this last night...I was sitting here last night............... right here...and it hit me...........Miss Horse is going to contact the Professor...and what do u know...she did.........and apparently they are meeting in Spokane .............

I am writing this here as I truly have no place else to vent...........after the initial shock of it...and being told I have nothing to worry about...that this is something the Professor needs to do to truly move on...it hit me...........

I have been here.........2 other times...no make that 3.............3

I am numb.........I know how this works...........

And it just hit me...all the pain...the uncertainty...being scared, no terrified..........and I lost it...I am so happy my brother is asleep...cos If he would have walked in and seen his sister literally falling apart on her bedroom floor...well.........he would have been a bit devastated...all the hurt I went through with Dego and Teabag, and some of James.... just came rushing back again............and I lost it...I don’t think I have felt like this in 3 yrs..........and I am trying to pull it together as I have to go to work in an hour.......and when Nicole walks in everyone expects this strong-together,smart,confident woman to walk in...........

That’s who I have to be...

And today I’m not

I hate this day...and the way I am feeling and the fact I cannot seem to stop grabbing the box of Kleenex.........I want to go to the gym and just sweat this pain out of me..............for hours and hours............

I also keep thinking of Binks and how badly I NEED him to hold me right now...I keep listening to this song or CD he sent me............ Tommy Land...Hello Again & I need you...and it just makes me cry or sob more...............not becos it makes me sad, but becos his friendship is right now the only thing that I know would make me pick myself literally up off of the floor.............

I know I need to do this today...........fall apart............as I have so much to fucking do this weekend...and I don’t have time for the mental breakdown I am so desperately in need of...

I don’t know what this meeting will bring to the Professor and Miss Horse; I just know what I feel...........

I am happy she told me...and of course she has sent me MANY emails between her and the X...which I have to be honest, I didnt need to read............

I feel like I am invading ............imposing...........

I feel fatigued emotionally.

I know this may make no sense to my readers, but I spent the Professors 37th with her...I made this an incredibly romantic day for her..........

Yesterday she told me she loved me

Sunday she is going to see Miss Horse


Today I am dying...

Mr.C told last night this would happen...........I should learn to listen to him...I think from now on I will just keep him in my pocket.........and when I need to make a decision I will pull him out...........cos he is so RIGHT. Maybe becos he knows me so well............

I want so desperately to wake him up..........but I cant let him see me like this...cos trust me.............the reluctance he feels for the Professor will just increase............


I have to go and try and make myself look human again..............

I should have stayed @ work, but I wasn’t on the schedule until 2...so I left...and came home..........and received this news that has made every vulnerability I have come to the surface..........

I wish all you who think I am this unfeeling, uncaring, cold woman could see how bloody wrong you are............

This is WHY I have the WALL I have..........

I don’t dig pain

And pain don’t dig me


Trust...........

T R U S T

These 5 letters are all I have right now............

And my strength..............


Trust/strength

That’s what the next 3 days are going to be defined by for me.........


I will not allow this to break me and push me back into the person I used to be...I have aspired to be a good woman and I am...and I will take away whatever happens from this.........and use it to mold me even more



I have to

Chills

Came home last night...............after work, which is (work) exactly what I needed, well...I pretty much kept to myself.................but I was glad to be there...........anyway half way through my shift I started getting abdomen pains...

Now I knew what it was as I have had one... only one other time in mylfe...when I was 11...so I come home...came home..........past present tense...I hate grammar and I should be a pro as I did teach English in Hong Kong for FUCKS sake...moving on...........came home and TRIED to drink a few beers.........every time I went to use the ladies, well it was not NICE............and it proceeded to get worse very quickly...........

Luckily (no luckily inst a word I would use, cos I don’t think/feel Mr.C's bouts of sickness are any kind of luck) He has some pretty strong anti-biotic left over from his own UTI's...which he gets well.........all the time..........

I am not sure what triggered me to get this...as I don’t get these that often or ever...ummmmm.........22 yrs to be exact................I have an idea though...but holy shit...........its not nice...immediate chills and fever...and cramping.............today I am a lil weak but better...cos Mr. C has some good chit man...

Don’t ya just love I can self-diagnose?

Moving on..........

I am OK once again with The Professor, although I did cancel our day together, which regardless I would have had to ....................as well.............I am not walking all that well..........and for the bathrooms sake...umm furgit about it....


Anyway.........I did allot of self-reflecting...........and this was all actually brought on by Mr. C..............I was outside, looking like I lost my best friend and he asked what was wrong...I didnt wanna tell him, as I truly didnt think he would be very objective or understanding, but he insisted I tell him...cos he said "its the Professor right?"...I said "yes"

I tell him the story

He listens

Tells me something..............well allots of things..........

I get up

Immediately feel better

And feel like an ass

And receive a note from the professor...

Which I replied 2...

So that’s where it sits.........

All I do know is these are my own insecurities, as my past wasn’t all that fabulous, or even lucky when it came to the X issue....................so nothing she has done warrants me not to trust her..........as I do trust her...............but I also have a right to be scared...........but my episode yesterday was not a result of what she has done........................it is just allot of bottled up pain.........

And frustration.............

And we have to remember that Nicole has not been in this situation in ages...................

Anyways

I am OK, sick, and hoping my self-diagnosis does the trick, cos I am not in the mood to see no DR.

I am going to lie down...................and get up and do HOMEWORK.............

Fun huh?


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birdophile?

Check this


Landman just called me...WASTED as usual, but this poor man, I mean as much shit that he has put me through in the past 2 months we have become pretty good friends and do indeed have a mutual respect for one another...to an extent.... I still think he is a right winged, narrow minded pig, but I will tell ya true...if I ever were to need ANYTHING he would be right there....

So that being typed I shall move onto what just happened...

He calls me and goes " I will make this quick as I know you hate talking to me!"

Which I do.

I go "OK, what’s up?"

Landman- " I went to buy a bird from this C**T, she is the X of the guy I just bailed out of jail for 3 grand so he could work on my property. I went to her home to see if she had a male bird (something exotic), as I want to let my female mate. Well she didnt have one, so I left, and came home. Not an hour later Lewiston's finest show up @ my door and say they are concerned for the birdgirl's safety...I go WA FUCK????? Cop goes she is claiming you are a pedophile..........!!!"

Ok this is when I go "WHAT!!!"

Cos that really means he is a child molester...and she doesn’t have children nor were there children present at the time he was at her residence.

Landman acknowledges this and goes onto to tell me " I told the Cop he was a COCKSUCKER and a disgrace to his badge and to get the F off of my property..........!!"'

And guess what...the cop did.

Cos what else was he gonna do? Arrest Landman for being Bourbonized in his own home?

Poor Landman...that’s why he called me. Needed a friend to tell him he isn’t a sick pervert...and I said yes you are!!!...BUT ...BUT.............u R not a child molester............I know this in my heart...

So I do hope he gets some rest and lets this blow over................Y she did this I don’t know...........she is just a bitter woman mad at him for bailing out the handy- man.............

Moving on.........

I deleted my previous post as something's have transpired between the Professor and I to make me re-think a few things....................I don’t know for how long, but I have decided to just take it a day @ a time.............cos she is actually starting to get to know me and is telling me she MISSES me ...........ALOTT when I am not around............so that is a good sign.............

In other news-

I finished painting my bathroom...and in the process gave myself a cold or a sinus infection or something.............I left work early...and I am eating Echinacea like crazy...cos I don’t wanna cold...........so I may be calling in tomorrow..............so I can rest...............plus The Professors B-day is WED.................and I WANT to be there for her............

O and another funny

I was just laughing my ASS OFF...Domino( Kitty) was chasing a moth around the living room and she slipped and did a face plant HARD on the glass coffee table.
She literally had to lay down...poor baby.........Mr.C and I were just ROLLING...cos she was chasing this thing for about 20 minutes and I was helping her.... cos she is so cute...makes those lil eeekkk noises and her lips curl when she cant reach the moth when it gets on the ceiling, so I was helping her...that’s when she did her HARD plant on the glass table...she lost her footing and BLAM!!!...OMG It was LAUGHS.........I mean she immediately laid down and was all dizzy and stuff...

WOW

Talk about a Zoo of a night

Birds and cats

I am off to watch the L word Bonus disk

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the unknown

Well I am still a bit confused as to where I am at as far as my 'relationship' is concerned.

I spent a wonderful day with TNP yesterday, and I must say I had a really good time...allot was said and of course allot was done... 'EG'

We talked quite a bit afterwards on the phone...and well I feel we have made some good progress as far as getting to know one another better is concerned, although certain things have been said/unsaid that have left me just as puzzled as B4.

I guess I just like things in black and white, but I am learning that this isn’t always the case when one is involved (see I don’t even know if 'being involved" is the correct description of the Professor and I) anyway I am learning to be very patient and understanding and this is something I am finding I am really quite good at.........who would a thought?

So needless to say the Professors B-day is the 28th and I have offered to take her to dinner...........and if she would like to spend the remainder of the evening with her friends I am AOK with that (see there’s me patience and understanding at work again)

I really do care about this woman...ALOTT...allot more than I care to admit...but like my mum told me...u cant help who u fall for..........and lemme tell ya folks if that old adage aint dead on, I don’t know what is.

Ok then ............I am beat..........so I am a gonna wash me face, put on me jammies (the Porfessors flannel shirt............ cos OMG does she smell GOOD!!) And call it a night...

I have Work tomorrow and a ton of homework this weekend....

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Trip

Well I must say that my lil mini-holiday was just what the DR ordered. I had a really good time.........I mean it was NICE. I was able to spend some quality time with 2 of my best friends.....and that right there is enuff to make any grrl a happy camper. I ended up staying with Binks, as well Patti Anne's place was a bit over-crowed...........just a smidge. So I camped out with Binks who went onto exclaim that he and I could be Will & Grace, if we were 2 B Roomies……only opposite, yea........something like THAT..........Jezus I leave for 3 days and I cannot type for beans..........Dammit Man!!!


Anyways............A good time was had by all.....we did allot of shopping and ate out quite a bit, but it was all worth it. The only downfall to my awesome weekend was running into Crazy Stacey @ Ross...cos if you remember from my previous post




I didn’t have any intention of seeing nor contacting her due to the emails I was receiving from her….…well………….just my luck………Patti, Binks, and I were all doing our shopping (mostly shopping for Patti as it was one of her B-day gifts as I had taken her to our Fave Restaurant the night b4…and oooloalalal was the waitress HOT OR WHAT!!?? AND AND she was a flirting with me!!. Oh I could have skipped dinner that night, and had a totally different entrée’ uh huh)

OK where was I?

O yes-crazy Stace………….so yea I run into her and I introduce her to Patti ( who BTW has NEVER wanted to meet her. For reasons unknown to me………;) so she BOLTS right after the introductions as does Binks as he had met her one other time, and well……..that’s a whole diff story….it involves a lamp, a mirror, and a lot of drugs

(which of course Crazy was on)

So Stace and I make small talk, she compliments me. I do the same for her yadda. Yadda. Yadda……….she then invited me back to her home for dinner + we can catch up………..

I go and tell Binks and Patti this news and they just roll their eyes…..ok ok…..I shoulda known then, but I was giving Crazy the benefit of the doubt ( AS ALWAYS)…..

Ok so Binks and I leave and not 5 minutes after we leave Patti, I get this Text basically saying that I am to weird, she isn’t going to walk on egg shells around me, and that she wishes me the best…………SO I call the freak back and go ( WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!!??) Well we exchanged a few words, all very decent might I add, and now we are no longer friends, becos as she put it ( I am to sensitive, I harbor shit 4-ever, and we are just 2 diff people now)

WELL NO SHIT!!!

WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN 2 DIFF PEOPLE……………..this is y we have never maintained a friendship for longer than say …..3 months at a time. I just finally got sick of being her mental punching bag, and basically told her that, and in turn she thinks I have become this overly-sensitive-self-indulgent-all-about Coley-bitch………..now she didn’t say it in this words, but that is what she meant………….


So I will say I am glad…..and I mean this………..HAPPY……the Saga of Stacey is finally finito………..FINALLY!!!


We just don’t get along, and we never did, unless of course we were drinking or high, which would have been ………umm…..99% of the time…….yea


Moving on!!!

I am off to the gym, then to work. Tomm. I have math in Pullman…….and another thing I have to deal with ( I Know…….. BINKS I KNOW) but I had to make arrangements and well……………there you go


Ok then……. I want to say thanx once again to Binks for all of his hospitality, and to Patti for threatening to call Stace and go off on her…….now those are real friends……..lol I am just kidding ( no I am really) thanx Patti for being my friend for life………..I love you and it was so great seeing you and you look FABULOUS!!!!!



Ok then

I am off to-do the “She’s a Maniac thang”

O how I have missed it!!

Hair

I just went and had me hair did....Jeanie my new hair-doer did a FABULOUS job........which leads me to my FABULOUS word, as anyone who knows me ....knows I used this word ALL the time......so the hair-doers were giving me the business and saying I should move to Hollywood.......and I of course went......... "Ummm...I don’t think so!" So they said "OH not that Hollywood.............Hollywood Idaho!" OMG it was hilarious............like why in the hell would I wanna live in Hollywood ID?
If I am gonna go Hollywood I might as well go and live In Cali...............brother...

Anyhoo...........I had me hair done and I did it different than I normally do.........still has blonde highlights, but I had her use my actual color as highlights as well.......and I have to say I am really happy with me new look...........

So I am going to work now...and tom. I am Portland bound............or should I say Patti Bound. I am not sure if I am seeing Stace as we seem to not be getting along all that well as of late and of course its all my fault, as usual........so I may skip the drama and just be with me buds ( Binks and Patti Anne) .........cos these are me buds ............and we NEVER have words or say things that are hurtful or say things that are/can be misconstrued, plus I am pretty much done with drama..........I need to just BE..............have some alone driving time and some good friends time......


Mr. C is happy I am going... as he feels this is the time I need to get away and just say "fuck it!" ....have fun and relax.........so that when I return I can totally focus on the things in mylfe that need focused on...... he should be AOK while I am away..( I hope) as I have made all the preparations for him while I am away........anyway ....I shall return Monday evening.....so I wont be out of commission to long.....

So stay tuned as I am sure I will have some interesting tales to tell about me adventure in the Wet City.....

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enraptured

I am.

That one word describes my thoughts and feelings tenfold.............

If you haven’t guessed the Professor contacted me .......and well we have made arrangements to spend a bit of time together in the next few days.......

I am very very happy......

Cos I truly haven’t felt this way in many moons.......


I am a smitten kitten...........

And I am loving every minute of it.

Thumb

I was chopping onions tonight for my chili (which turned out awesome BTW) and I pretty much cut off the top of my thumb.

Yea.

I ran into Mr.C's room yelling...”I chopped off my thumb!!!!”

He jumped up and proceeded to bandage me up...all the while telling me I had nothing to worry about.........BUT I almost fainted as when I bleed well...I tend to get a bit light headed...needless to say he bandaged me up...and I feel I will live...although a piece of my thumb is flapping in the wind.

Wow............

Its the new knives I just bought...they are extremely sharp as just 3 weeks ago Mr. C almost cut his hand off with these Jaws of knives I purchased.........

So I am now going to shower and cal it a night.......... I literally can barely keep my eyes open....

I think I am still faint....

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Brother,friends, feelings, and all the stuff in the middle..

Today, today..............was a very strange, great, unnerving, sad, happy, and fulfilling day....

So In order for me to make sense of my title I shall begin at the beginning of my day....

So lets go...........

On with the show I like to call In The Life and days Of Coley

'Should be a bloody soap, and trust me I am not ruling that out!'


Ok here we go....

I was doing my math homework when Mr.C asked me to move my car so he could get out...and we were joking about my 'sexuality' prior to him asking me to move me car...and he said something along the lines like " Y cant you just stay BI?" and I say " Y cant you just be gay?" And he responded with " I don’t like Dick!" and I retorted with " well neither do I!"

We laughed and I went off to work...

Now today at work was a really odd day as all day I kept getting these flash backs of my relationship with Teabag, I mean things that I had thought that I had really put to rest 3 yrs ago.... things that I swore I would never think about again nor wanted to visit again...as trust me they are very painful memories..................BUT with the whole situation as of late in regards to The Nutty Professor (TNP), these things have resurfaced. So today I found myself going down memory lane.

I don’t blame the Professor.........I just know that what has happened with her and I are the reasoning behind me thinking and feeling these things again after 3 yrs. I know allot of it has to do with the fact that I never truly dealt with what happened with her and I.( Teabag)
I just finally got the courage up enuff to walk away from T, but in the walking away, I didn’t get the chance to voice or vent my feelings and pain to her( T).........and there were many times I could have..........but I just figured ...what's the point? All it would have done is caused another argument and the same 'ol same 'ol deal of you did this and I did this and its your fault and yadda yadda yadda..........so I let it go.............and I didn’t think about it......... AT ALL............not until today............so there was that.... today....

The things that happened between the TNP and myself have for some reason made me start reflecting on a relationship I was hoping was dead....( Teabag and I)......and it is dead, but the problem is I didn’t actually deal with it..........totally.........and now I find myself doing that...and I am thankful for that, yet at the same I wish I wasn't...dealing with it again...

So this brings me to this evening.............I came home after work and Mr.C was up waiting for me. We made small talk..........he asked me if I could pls be more pleasant to Angell grrl.........as I guess I haven’t been as of late and to be truthful I wasn’t aware that I hadn’t been nothing but respectable to her...but with everything that has been happening as of late...I mean with the Landman, School, TNP and so forth I have been more than distracted. So I told Mr. C that I would make more of an effort to make Angell Grrl feel like she is welcm here and that I do indeed like her, cos I do.................

Now this leads me to the conversation that my brother and I had in regards to TNP.............I was saying how intense everything had become in such a short amount of time between her an I..........I mean I divulged everything from our conversations to our intimate moments...as Mr. C wanted to know ( this is why I love him so much cos he truly does CARE) anyway I mentioned that I had went up Monday and had lunch with her..........and he went "WHY!?.......Why do you keep doing this to yourself!!??"


I replied that it was something that needed to be done..........and this is what he had to say..........

He says " I don’t care what was said, or who said what............but when feeling are involved.........well feelings are feelings...........and she knew how you felt and from what you have told me.........she really doesn’t know what she's doing, and that is NO EXCUSE for making you feel like she did...."

I go "Well there’s more to it than that Mr.C..." he replies, "No there isn’t more than that............feelings are feelings and no one should lead someone along and say things and do things they don’t mean if they don’t..................... she shouldn’t have done what she did.......PERIOD!"

Ok

So I am sitting there smiling at him, cos here he is..............looking out for his big sis.............regardless of the fact that I am gayor straight......he is looking out for me...


As always.....
:)


He then goes onto say " Look sis, you have enuff on your plate with school, work and me..........and one of these day you are going to graduate...you have your whole life ahead of you.......that is when you can devote your time to relationships, but right now is not the time. I am one day going to be well, and you will have a career and then you can meet another successful woman and you can both be successful bitches together." ( Idnt he cute?)
He then went on to say that he is going to start doing more around the house. Like dishes, vacuuming, and ETC...so I can devote more of my time to studying......and not worry about taking care of the house by myself..not that I really cared either way...but............

WOW !



Little does he know that being successful is still very important to me, but the $ part of it is not as important as it once was. I don’t know why, cos I will be the 1st to admit that at one time that’s all that mattered to me..........but after living back here for the past yr..........well my priorities have changed 10-fold, I don’t want to be misunderstood here,I want to be successful and have the career....... but $ isn’t everything..............having a life and sharing a life with someone and building a life with someone is more important to me than driving a BMW and owning my own Condo, although that would be nice...............but I have learned in the past yr that I have changed my outlook on what makes me happy......

So that being said...all I have to say...is......AGAIN..........that I am by far the luckiest woman in the world to have my brother as my brother.........he is the most amazing man I have ever known............and when he gets up 3x a week to be hooked up to the dialysis machine...the machine that gives him life...........I have so much respect and love for him as the things that he endures have not made him a bitter, unhappy, young man, but quite the opposite...he is a strong, caring, moralistic, loving, protective man who looks at life in a way that I am so happy to be able to wittiness, as it has made me look at life in the same way.............

I love you Clint

You are everything that is decent and right in my life............you truly make me want to be a better person...and have made me a better person.......................


I have one more person I need to talk about...........Jess.............my asussie bud. Jess is a very classy lady who found my Blog a few months back and emailed me telling me how much she enjoyed my Blog. At the time she too had her own Blog and we would read each others thoughts and so forth..........well we eventually started emailing one another privately..........and through the months we shared correspondence leading to her and I to begin a friendship that was incredible........we have this strange cool chemistry..........and we have shared many a thought, both personal and not...............but I remember being so happy to see her name in my inbox.

Well it must be fate or something as she has recently started contacting me again and I couldn’t be more happy as Jess is someone I can talk to about anything and everything. Now I know this isn’t the most conventional friendship, but I still take her friendship very seriously and I have the utmost respect for her and her views...........she is a very supportive and caring woman...who is.... I might add .....extremely sexy and classy and articulate and all those things I love in a woman. I am not looking to meet her nor try a relationship with her as she is currently very in love and happy....and I couldn’t be more happy for her....what I am happy about is she found me again, right at a time when I really needed to be told the things that she tells me..............

So thank you Miss Aussie.............You are a very genuine and loving woman and I am so happy and lucky to be able to call you my gal pal...............

Ok then..........
I am off to Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I have to work out tomorrow, have me hair did, and shop ..........as I am making chili for Mr.C so he will have something to eat while I am away this weekend, and without sounding to incredibly vain. I make the best homemade chili this side of the border.........


So I have a full plate tomorrow as well I have to do me Accounting............

Ok Dear Bloggers.............

I shall return with the next exciting episode of " In The Life of Coley"

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Patrons

I went out last night to meet Lucy at our local watering hole here...and while I was waiting I was making small talk with one of the guys that frequents the joint. This man..........this is a nice way of describing him...sitting next to him pipes in....

what do you do?


I attend WSU.


for what?!

Business Administration

Isn’t that boring?


I don’t think so

Lots of numbers

ummmm.........with the classes that indeed use numbers, yes.


U like it then?

Yes, I find it fascinating!

OH REALLY!!

I then ask.......what is it you do?

I drink.....and I find it fascinating!!


OMG......I wanted to kill the asshole........cos the conversation just went downhill from there. All I did was sit down..............and this guy pretty much goes off on me...........thankfully Lucy walked in and all was well at the litter box once again......

lol

I could so go somewhere with the name of the pub right now.........but I’m o so not going to.....


I had a great night last night..................and Lucy was able to get some things off his chest as well.............

So moving now 2 today.....

I have to take an exam.

Go to work

Come home and sleep......

Tomorrow I am maybe doing something with my hair as I cant seem to decide on whether or not I like what its doing naturally or if I wanna mess with it again or..

I should just wait and see Nancy from Nepal..........when I ma back in Portland as she was my hair-doer for 5 yrs...............

she always took care of me......

Ok then

I must be off

6 weeks

Remember that movie...91/2 Weeks.... you know that hot flick with Bassinger and Rourke..........

The emotional roller-coaster that we as an audience watched this beautiful woman on...........both sexually and emotionally

Well that would be how I feel...only I did mine in 6 weeks...

I don’t need no 9 1/2 wks baby.........I can do her in 6 wks.

So that being said I will admit I am happy to have some sort of stability back in mylfe.........I really am.............and after today I for the 1st time know where I am and where I am going when it comes to The Nutty Professor...

Yes yes.............I said Nutty...I have permission though...... so its all good.

:)

Moving on............

I am now in the middle of really playing catch up with math and accounting but its doable...as hell its just school.............not like its my life or anything...

I am going out tonight with Lucy as his brother's anniversary was yesterday ...9/11............his older brother was killed by a drunk driver 10 yrs ago...and I wanted so badly to be with him last night, but my hang- over wouldn’t permit me to leave my room let alone let me be the friend I so desperately wanted to be to him last night...as trust me I take his friendship very seriously and it means allot to me. It is becos of Lucy I was able to take these past few days and walk away a stronger woman and keep my smile.....................

I am once again blessed when it comes to friends...

Ok then..........I must be off...


I will say one more thing............I really do hope you find your smile again Professor............

Sad is not a good look for you baby.

OH

I love track 4

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Bent

Today.........I am not a happy camper....

AT ALL

I get home last night.........and Landman had left a message telling me to paint my bathroom this weekend.........so I call him back and tell him I wont have time as I have other obligations and what’s the big too doo as its my BR and I am not having a problem with it not being finished so neither should he (I was going to paint this Fall, cos......well.........its something I can do other than do homework while staying inside while the weather turns)
SOOOOOO he then calls me back to tell me that this is UNACCEPTABLE.........ummmmmmmm.......so now the fight is on.......as he is drunk ( of course) and I’m not, He then threatens to sell the place and I tell him ( Do Whatever you want George.....I am beyond giving a shit!)

OH!!! MAN!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!


So after talking to that SOB I called Lucy...and we talked for a long while as well.........I came out to him at work last night..........and it was quite funny...

I mentioned on here B4 that I had turned him onto the L Word...(So he could see why I call him Lucy/Lisa) ...well last night he was telling me how much he liked the show and that he found it fascinating and Etc............

Well let me back up here a bit.............Lucy had asked me about The Professor and I told him that I had fucked up and I really didn’t wanna talk about it.........(But I really did wanna talk about it, but I didn’t see how I was going to be able to talk about all of it without mentioning gender)

So he said...Okay .........but you need to share...yadda yadda yadda...........

Ok ...so back to the L Word, we were discussing the show and how promiscuous the ladies are and all the cheating and well basically the whole Season, I may have given away to much as he is still mid way through the 1st one.........anywayyyyyyyyyy...so .........................I was standing there in the hall looking at him and I thought to myself,



FUCK IT...

Either he will accept me or he wont..........so I walked up to him and said " Well if you like the L Word, Your gonna love this!"

;)

So I proceed to tell him that that The Professors name is blankety blank.... and he goes " Why would a guys name be blankety blank?" and I laugh and I go " Cos HER name is " Blankety blank"........He just looked at me and it took a sec for it to sink in........and then he goes " OH.....OHHHH!!!"

lol

He was quite cute...............and I felt so fucking great telling him, it was great...cos I don’t know .............it just was...........Lucy is one of my closest frineds..and I am very pleased that he was so cool about it all........he also gave me some great advice, he as well had a few questions...( of course)......but I really cant explain how happy telling him made me............and regardless of what happens in my so-called-love life.........I know I will always be able to call him

Friend.

:)

Thank You Lucy

Well I just finished working out............for 2 hours................I need a shower.............I feel refreshed and spent...............and I am really looking forward to driving to Portland next Saturday......I am not looking forward to the traffic over there though............I am not looking forward to the crowds either..................cos living back here at home, well...I have become quite content with a small town...despite what I have been told in the past few weeks................I will always be a small town grrl who can live in and love the city but at the same love being where I am......... like right now.....

In other words....

I be a Northern Exposure meets Calvin Klein type a gal.

Yea.


and I always will be.....

Ok Time for some fun with numbers........

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Funny

Well All I have to say is that LAUGHTER is definitely the BEST medicine.............I talked with Binks last night and OMG did we laugh...I mean my gut hurt when I got off the phone with him......him and I have always had a ball together, and with all that’s been going on as of late in mylfe.........well a lil dose of Binks is just what the Dr. ordered...that and I learned about the ONE thing he does know...and I am quite sure that I am NOT gonna share it, cos well..........its a lil sick, BUT I will say I am o so happy that he Knows this ONE thing...........

It’s a start...

Stace called me 2day...and made me laugh as well...I have to say as of late I feel so blessed to have the friends I have, I mean I have always said that if you have just ONE good friend...the kind you can trust, confide in, love and go through ups and downs with, well you are one lucky dude/ette..........I have THREE!!!!... (Patti Anne. cant 4get her)...and I am so lucky cos I have needed them all this past few weeks..................and they have ALL been there............

SO a BIG BIG THANK YOU to my motley lil crue............I love you all............

Speaking of the Crue (Happens to be Mr.C's FAVE band on the planet) he has been really supportive as well...well as much as he can be as I haven’t really been here...aaat allllll..........but that’s all changing now cos WE have allot to get done...and I need him and I to be prepared if he gets the KINDNEY call.........so right now...I am trying to get everything ready just in case ...cos when the call comes.... I will be bedside for about a month...............so yea...

Moving on............

Other than that...nothing to new...I called Verizon 2day about my bloody celly....muthafuckin thang sucks ass........and I told the lady that...........in my own sweet way.......and I also flirted with her..........cos....she had a hot voice, and when I flirt I seem to get what I want.......just how it goes...anyhoo....she told me I was under warranty.........so I am taking the celly in tomorrow to get replaced...... or I know I am gonna chuck the thing into the river, or one of the 3 buddies I have will.......cos they have all mentioned their not-so-nice intentions in regards to my lovely static celly.....


Ok......what else........o yes.........the best for last.......Landman is back. Seems he had a nice holiday..thats great, BUT........it seems that his vacation did nothing to alleviate his feelings for me or what he thinks he feels for me as he already started calling me and sending me emails.........such as this one


Testing, one, two, three. I think you are cute, from your big toe to your
pony tail. Geo.

I responded with ( OK????)

What I wanted to say was...........WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU SICK FREAK OF F@### NATURE????????!!

But I didn’t, but I will say this..........Dear Blog.......I will go off on this man if he DOESNT leave me alone as I have had ENUFF!!!!


Ok

I feel better........

I must shower and get to work............I bought some new scrubs the other day.........a new set of Cougar scrubs ( My Schools mascot) and I am looking forward to wearing em, cos the ones I had last year were/are so comfy.....

Like wearing Pj's...........well....It IS like wearing jammies...........

plus I look DS

You'll have to ask Binks what that stands for.

;)


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Melting of my brain

Remember that show on PBS ...the science one...where the scientist would travel about and solve mysteries with this brain.........he would actually travel with a portable brain...for the life of me I cant remember that shows name...but I remember watching it after school when I was like in 6th grade or so..............Dr. No..........No...................I need some help...........I mean with what this show is called...........

We all know I am in dire need of help...............

I brought up the show cos my brain feels like its melting...literally..........I had forgotten how taxing mathematics can be...........and when you fall behind how horrible you feel trying to play catch up...BUT.........I am a genius and shall persevere...

Right?

RIGHT!!!!



Ok moving on.........

I am going to the Wet City on the 17th...for fun, friends, laughter, and DANCING...I am going dancing and BINKS BABY you are my designated dance partner...............my DDP...........not to be confused with being my DSL (Designated Safe Lay)...Still working on that.........unfortunately...

I am going to work tonight and tom. As well............I may need to take a day off next week just so I can get these exams done on time............we shall see after tomorrow.............I need to know where I am at with Math, cos this online shit with this math class is really confusing, I mean the others are coolio, but Jesus, Mary, & Joseph.........can we get a Schedule/Syllabus Math Man?????!!

DAMMIT MATH MAN!!!

:0

Ahhhhhhhhhh

I so funny.......

dat be y I am SOOOOOO single......

So I know you are all waiting for the Professor Update........

Here ya go

Update

( Oh oh oh...........Blondie is on the radio.......... One way or another................I am gonna find ya........... da da da)

Love it.............I should burn it for me trip to Portland.....

Ok where was I?

O yes

The Professor

Well....where o where do I begin here?

Howz about I don’t?

All I will say is Me, Myself and I........said entirely too much under the influence of alcohol (Champagne and Corona’s) and well.........pretty much tripped the 'ol professor out.........In a Big way......

So that being said I really don’t know where things lie...........truly.......I do know I like the.... what did Binks call it..........oh yes.. Feminine Get 2gethers

LMAO!!!!

I do like that and will miss it. BUT, right now I don’t know what’s going on with US and I am just letting the pieces lie where they lie, and not pushing nor pulling ......I am just being.....

Still.


Let it be.

Right?

Cos John, Paul, George and Ringo were always right................

Ok then.....

I am off to play Super Nurse

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HandyMany

Landman is still in Alaska..........but b4 he left he left the # of his Handyman as there were still things that needed to be done around my house/ like...........

Putting on the Screen Door-The Flies are PISSING me off!

Assembling and installing my new shower door- Cant wait.

Attaching my towel holders and other bathroom holder onto thingy’s.

So He is here now doing this stuff and guess what.

A) He is Sober.

:)

B) He is a nice guy.

C) He knows what an ASS Landman (George is).

I explained to Handyman the BS I had been putting up with and he just shook his head and said " I know, I know, I have worked with the mad man for YEARS and he is an asshole to all women".


WOW

NO FOOLIN!!!

So anyhoo............he looked at my ( or I'm sorry Landman's tiling job) and WHOA..........he was not happy.........cos he is going to try and fix it somehow...we don’t know how yet, but he is going to fix it.


I am just happy someone is here that knows what the fuck they are doing and not at staring at me like some lustful drunken old man...no wait...that would be GEORGE!!!

In other news...

Talked with my best buddies from the wet city last night and I enjoyed that very much. Patti Anne's B-Day is the 17th so I am going back to stay with her and celebrate her big FOUR-O!!!

:)

So it will be Binks, Patti Anne, and meself..............


It should be allot of fun.

Professor Update

I can’t wait to see her again......... which I think is tomorrow...........

I hope so at least...........

Cos I am having withdrawals.


I am off to the gym then to do math and then to paint

YEE HAW!!!

Hurricane

I was sent this today by Mr. Moore.


I feel it speaks volumes.


So here you go......

and for those bushies out there..........if you dont like this........then DONT read it...........just keep on a clickin'

Friday, September 2nd, 2005

Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

Yours,

Michael Moore

Drugs

Cartoon


Ok now this is seriously LAUGHS!!!!


I don’t necessarily agree with the pot/medicine part of it cos my mother had MS and her Pot did help her ALOT, and well my good friend had cancer and the only way he could eat was to smoke a toke.........

So that being said..........I disagree with SOME of this..........

But the rest of it is DEAD ON!


Enjoy.

owwy

I just returned from the gym...worked out.........like I do.

And I pulled something.... actually I woke up with this pain down the right side of my bod. It starts from my armpit all the way down to my abs............OWWYYY!!!


So I didn’t do weights today...just Cardio and some crunches...

I think I may have done this lil pain pain yesterday during my sky rocket excursion with the ol' Professor.

Dammit man!!!

So now I have to go 2 work and lift and pull my patients and hopefully don’t hurt meself any more than I already have...........

Lets hope.


In other news...........I got nothing. I am going to get completely caught up with my MATH tonight and in the AM, cos I am devoting my weekend to Accounting.

Fun huh?


Yea sure............

More lata'

Afternoon Delight

Today was by far the strangest day I have had in ages. Well. I don’t know if that is exactly true cos as of late I have had plenty of weird fucking days.....................


Ok here we go...

I went to have lunch with The Professor ( and Mary Anne, Ginger Grrrrrrrr.....the Skipper and of course Gilligan) JUST kidding..............



..........and well...

We had lunch with a friend of hers and then well

She wanted to show me some of her "sketches"

Ok.

Well to make a long and personal story short


Ever heard that song?

Afternoon Delight?

Sky rockets in flight......... afternoon delight...

Uh huh

Totally unexpected, but pls Know I am NOT complaining.........


Anyway...

I visited the Sociology BLD. on Campus as that is where The Professor does her Professing...plus met the lil one...sweet...and adorable.


I then returned home to feed the Landsman’s Dogs (I am responsible for his mutts and house while he is playing Fish &; Reel).........then came home and made Mr.C and I dinner .........and I have now had a few Coronas. .....Just cos I can and I really needed to cop a buzz ..........cos well.........I just needed to numb up a bit...........things are a bit heavy. ( So to Speak)


I also talked with Stace who is more than concerned about my situation with The Professor..........and she is right to be so as there are RED FLAGS...everywhere.........and they are not bad...its just complete and utter honesty...and I am more than happy to have the honesty......Flags and all.....cos it lets me know where things lie and what is what and what wont be...

Honesty.

Great ........I mean it is...........but right now I

fuck

I don’t know.



So ..............

I have been listening to ALOT of Melissa Etheridge as I swear she has been reading my mind since I was 16 singing about my life.............


How she is capable of doing this I don’t know.

But ROCK ON SISTER!

Speaking of M.E I hope she is healing well and has a full recovery...

Ok where was I?

O yes

M.E

Well there is this one song that fits my current situation...completely........... by Miss M.E...(imagine that?)

So I thought it best to post it.........

Allot easier then me trying to convey my feelings...

Plus I think I have said enuff... about my daily activities

Or wrote enuff

Whichever...


The AngelsSometimes I feel like an innocent one
To deserve this fate what I have I ever done?
I know that I made all the rules
But time can even change the hopeless ways of fools
I love you tonight like I did yesterday
I won't think of tomorrow or the price I pay
I drink from the well my soul is dry
I never know why

CHORUS
All I want is for your love to be all mine
But the angels won't have it
All I want is just a little peace of mind
But the angels won't have it
I thought I had a piece of my soul left to sell
I guess it's just as well
'Cause the angels won't have it

Who's looking after this see-through heart?
Someone up there isn't doing their part
Oh Cupid you foolish boy
You should take better aim with your brand new toy
I love you tonight like I did yesterday
I don't think of tomorrow or the price I pay
I drink from the well my soul is dry
I never know why

CHORUS

So if I die before I wake
The innocent one whose heart could never break
Lift me up take me out of this bed
Watching the angels shake their heads
Don't feel sorry for me baby honey don't you cry
You can sell all of my clothes you will forget me by and by
I'll be riding that train I'll be singing that song
But I won't be gone for long
'Cause the angels won't have it

CHORUS

Lucy

Ok last night was Just LAUGHS I tell ya....

I was @ work, and it was L Lady,M, Lucy and I.........

Now Lucy has been on harping me for a long while to tell him why I call him "Lucy"...and I never wanted to tell him as well...he would fucking kill me...but after a few months he wore me down and about 3 weeks ago I told him....


Ok

Now anyone who has seen the L Word ...Knows about the character Lisa. Well...........When I met Lucy he reminded me of that guy on the L Word, lol..............I mean he looks like him, acts like him, he is sensitive...the only thing is he isn’t into all that aurora shit...Ok so I tell Lucy this and he is just like

WHAT!!!

Well 1st of all he had never seen the show, so I then had to xplain to him who this Lisa was and who he was on the show.............OMG..........I thought I was gonna pee...cos he was just OMG!!!!

Anyhoo this was 3 weeks ago, and he has pretty much just let go the fact that I am always going to call him Lucy (I call him Lucy cos we have a Lisa @ work and she is well............Gblaaaaaahhhh...so I picked Lucy as to not completely shatter Lucy's feelings, or those he has left)

Ok moving on..........

So last night...we were talking about movies, and I have been giving Lucy a list every night of movies to watch as he has seen NOTHING of taste. Well the last flick I had him watch was Silence of the Lambs, and of course he loved it. He then went onto say that that’s the only movie he likes Jodi Foster in............I gave him this funky look and said "The only reason you don’t like her is cos she's gay" (I know, I know.... unconfirmed, but COME on!)
Ok so he goes........."I didn’t even know she was gay" " Me " well she is, you seem to not like many actresses/actors if they are gay" So then he goes.... "Let me get this straight. I am a Lesbian identfided male who is homophonic against other lesbians?"...........

I go " yea!... something like that!'.............

Then it got better cos we were talking about make-up later on in the evening, he was watching some show...and so he was a lil confused about what exactly mascara was for and the purpose of eye liner, so I go " Your not a very good lesbian!"...........And he goes " I must be butch!"


LMAO!

All night I was ROLLING!!!

Cos of course this went on ALL night.............

So at the end of the night he decides he is going to go and watch the L word and see this Lisa guy so he knows what the fuck I am laughing for............

He wrote me:

By the way, I watched the episode of the L word, and I guess I do kind of look like the guy, but I don’t know about the behavior. :) Anyway, after watching that I am going to take a cold shower, and hit the sack :)

I cannot believe he actually watched the show............

I woke up this morning just LAUHGING..........OMG it was so funny....

Poor Lucy

I do love him though

Although we must work on making him a more lipstick type of a male identified lesbian...........

It’s a must....


In other news..........
I am off to meet the Professor...............we got sidetracked yesterday..............so hope all goes well..........


Time to shower and leave...........

More later.

boogie

Well tonight was in a word 'OUTRAGEOUS!'

I did my thang all day...........

Worked out.
Cleaned.
Shopped for groceries.

Ya know........

Stayed busy.


Then Antonio’s came over and pretty much told me I was going out with him and Deb (my Cousin) to get my mind off of the Professor.........

So I say

Sure.........yea...whatever...

Well...........I get ready...pretty basic stuff...a tank top, shorts, sandals...I go next door to get Deb and she is one of those women who dresses to the 9's every time she goes out.........well her daughter Shara was doing her make-up (Shara would be the ex-stripper, so you know she is the professional make-uper doer) anyhoo.........I say to Shara."Do my eyes".

Ok

Well she did and I don’t mean to brag, but OMG...I looked COOL tonight...

So off we go.........Antonio’s (my best gay guy friend) Deb, and myself.

We hit the club, well Antonio’s ditches Deb and I right off...so I am standing there and Deb who BTW is 51 but looks 30 ...is on the man hunt...not just for herself but for me..............and I am not there 3 minutes and she finds Nick...he is 5'10,dark hair, built, gorgeous and 22............OK

Well we dance all night...and by dancing I mean we danced like grind ur ass off dance.....uh huh....DANCE.....

To make a long story short... Deb was with his 22 yr old best friend all night and I with my 22 yr ol Nicky.............


Antonio’s finally came and got us...........and we ditched the boyz.........who were more than happy to accompany us home...at 2AM. ( we left em standing there........lost boyz that they were.......but cute and sexy as hell!)

Deb just now left to go home..............well...........to her room...as we sat up and talked all night and laughed our asses off............and lemme tell ya the conversation we had tonight was quite odd.............to sum it up I had to tell her that she isn’t gay......uh huh.......cos for some reason she was wondering if she was.........so in the process I had to tell her I would know...which led to more questions and me questioning myself after the Nicky incident tonight (plus the fact I now have a hickey from Nicky ( reminds me of that line in Grease).......all I can say is that it must be Karma.

Anyway...we came home...ALONE...and all is well and good.

I had a great time, as I haven’t danced like that in ages...

anew

Today is a bran new day..........and I intend to make the most of it.

I am hitting the gym 1st............then I am off to cook my skin cos lets face it I am fading fast......

Then its back home to finish up the home............and maybe MAYBE I might go to the Temptations tonight.......as they are playing at Hot August Nights as well. I guess 'ol Mr. Gramm Sucked ass last night, so I didn’t miss much........

I am going to stay busy.............and then even busier......

O

Congrats to Stace who has started her new job at the Hospital in Hillsboro today. I just talked to her and she is dong well, and she made me feel better too............so congrats to her..........

AND!!!!!

OH OH!!

BINKS!!!

Gave me some GREAT news last night, he is going to MED SCHOOL.........so I am very happy and sooooo proud of him. Cos now in about 10 yrs I will get free medical attention.

;)


Speaking of medical attention Mr.C might be coming down with a bug, he was getting sick all night.......so I am hoping it was just a 24 hr dealy................cos he is now on the LIST and could get a new kidney @ any moment...........

makes my eyes water every time I say that...........cos he has been through hell the past 4 years....and then some......

I must end this.........I have the Patch back on.....cos I AM GOING TO QUIT THIS TIME..........I am sick of spitting up pieces of me lungs............I don’t think they really like it either, plus Lucy is really concerned about me as he REALLY REALLY KNOWS ABOUT MEDICAL SCIENCE STUFF......so trust me on this he does knows what every single drag is doing to my body...... ( apparently my dried up nostrils and the fact I am getting nose bleeds stems from the fact I smoke) Isnt that grand?




So there’s that...........

Ok then boyz and grrlz

I am off to do the she's a manic thang.

More later.

Didnt

I stayed in tonight.............my family and I had drinks and told tall tales and laughed all night.........

Was a good night................


so I am relaxed..................

tom. I am finishing up my bathroom (painting, cleaning) and hooking up odds and ends..............

Sunday I am doing WSU stuff..........get caught up..............

Life goes on..........

as always....

SUPERvisor

Went in 2 wrk today............I punched in and Lavender ( my boss) was standing there. She looked @ me and asked "what’s wrong?" I say " I have had 6 hrs of sleep in the last 2 days" So she being the fabulous wonderful woman she is........sent me home.

:)


So I am going to REST!

Although................Lou Gramm of Foreigner is playing tonight @ Hot August Nights and Lucy wants me to go............I told him I would think about it....as well Mr. C and Angel Grrl might B going. ( Yes they R back 2gether once again........seems she is in counseling 2 figure out Y she likes dating abusive men, NOT CLINTON, her EX........JUST want to make that CLEAR!! and apparently asked Mr.C if she could talk 2 me about her issues, not that I have experience with this as I don’t, my mother on the other hand, well that's a totally diff. story) Ok where was I? O yess..................rambling on about my day...........So I am not sure if I am going to go or not.........seems like I wanna chill at home.........but then I love concerts cos its a great way to vent out frustrations and I can flirt with 10,000 people..........and trust me I do.......tis always fun.........

So I don’t know if the I AM GOING 2 REST statement is exactly true.......BUT I really should......but I really don’t want to be alone tonight either..........so I shall have to decide.........

Moving on.....

I found some great pics of my lil brother and OUR kitty Domino on me phone 2day and thought I would share.........so I am gonna cos I have mentioned on here how MUCH I really love my kitty....she be me babyz............

and......



Cos I am so sweet.............

I am.

Reallly.....

Dont buy into everything you hear people.....

;)

Mr. C....in all his Splendor.......

life

First of all on days like this, I am o so happy I have this Blog as it truly is my personal ventilation tool...regardless of the fact that total strangers read it, I am happy to have it as today...I am going to use it for all its worth.

So lets begin.........

The last week has been HELL!

Totally.
Utter.

HELL

Landman- My Landman told me he was needlessly and hopelessly in love with me..........wrote me a letter telling me this...........sent me some weird pics of himself (The family and I have come to the conclusion he is a cross-dresser) so you get the idea. He has RUINED my tiling in my bathroom as he a drunkard that was only over here so he could stare at me...........which lately I haven’t any idea as to why anyone would want to cos I know I have aged 10000 yrs....but that’s a diff story for another time...so anyyywaayyy George Landman finally left for Alaska (hopefully he meets a nice Eskimo and igloos up for eternity) and he is now out of my hair.

Carpet- Carpet is done and looks BEAUTIFUL!!! I am very happy with the results. Mr. C and I busted our asses off yesterday getting this house in order...I mean we basically moved everything out of the house and back in yesterday. Lucy came over at 7AM to help us as Georges daughter was supposed to be here as she and her BF were paid to move all of our things out....I HAD to call the twit to wake her up, and then last night left 2 messages on her Cell telling her it was now time to return to move the stuff back in. She calls me @ 9ish and GOES OFF on me........and ummmm..........well I am not someone to talk to like this.................and I must say I handled it rather well...............but I was extremely busy, so I will admit the next time I run into her.......well she wont like it................

Brother- this whole nonsense and experience with Landman has brought my brother and I closer together than I ever thought possible. He really is very, very, verrrrryyyyyy protective over me................and I couldn’t be more proud to call him my best friend and brother...........

Thank You Clinton

Mother- 7 yrs ago on the 23rd of August I lost my mother. My Rock. I miss her..........terribly..........and since I have been so damn busy with this house and Etc.I didn’t get a chance to pay my respects. I went today, just returned actually, cos to be honest ( this will sound really corny) I missed my mommy...............so I went and CRIED for a long time.................and cleaned her 'spot' and talked to her..............and I felt so much better afterwards......

School- Couldn’t tell ya............Haven’t even opened a fucking book..........aint that great? Although I did read my Algebra book...............everyone keeps telling me I am smart and will be OK.

Uh huh


Work- Don’t know................been off for the last few days.............I work 2night, and have the weekend off.............but to be honest I am looking forward to going to get away from home and my thoughts and feelings.

Stace- What can I say?..........she knows me so well.........and always say's the right things.........wish we could a worked it out..............but I am glad we are friends cos she is the only one who can make me laugh while I am crying.

Lucy- We have been spending allot of time together...........he is going through a horrendous divorce...........and well..........we have become really close friends, BUT.....now here is the infamous BUT........he told me last night

"I woke up today......just happy......." I say " That’s great, cos you need to have good days!" He replies " Ya know why don’t cha?"...me " Uhhhhhhhhh No" He says " Well I woke up with someone on my mind and it made me so happy"... I say " your boys?" ( He has 3) He says "No......YOU......your smile, I thought about you all day and I was so happy!".....

Me "SILENT'

It takes allot to make me speechless. and I mean allot...........but he did.......cos I did not see this coming AT ALL..............

So now..........I dunno . He is my friend................and I don’t want any more than that from him.





Anyhoo......
...................The Professor is in the middle of ALOT and so I just did the noble and right thing and said that she needed to focus on that............... and left it.

Trust me I didn’t want to......

It was not easy to be good and wise and all that, but sometimes one must do what one must do.


So there you go.............

I feel .................


That’s the problem

I feel.


Why me?


Ok then..............that’s about all for now

O!!!

I got me chain back 2day!!!!!!

YAYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!


I am happy bout that, cept it made me think the way it was broken ........I mean I sometimes think like this.........as the chain symbolizes a time in mylfe...........that it was broken by another that maybe the breaking of the chain was a sign or something.............

Hmmmmmmmmmmm?


I know

I am crzzyyy

But hell I’m allot of fun.

Just ask Lucy, Stace, Patti, Binks,.......

;)

baaaaaad

Ever wanted someone......so bad........but......knew it was not meant 2 b

?


that's when u got it bad.....

and if this feeling transpires after only a few meetings........

Well then you really have it baaaaaadddddddd


Its my chain man.......

I need it back

NOW

$

Ok so I am paying OFF all of my DEBTS...........I only have credit card left and then I am debt free save for the car payment. I paid for 6 month of car insurance so I am good there as well..........My RIBS which cost me 255$ are now paid off as well...I owe a few bucks to OREFUCKINGON so I am paying those MF's off as well...

Lemme see.........that will leave me Macy's card and ummmmmmm one credit card...

Tis all

I am in the clear...and still have $ to play with...which anyone who knows me knows I wont...

Ok then

I am off to la la land cos lemme tell ya Bloggers, the drama in mylfe has been UNBELIVEABLE...and I am not even gonna go there tonight.

Time for the much needed

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs

car

I now have my own car
I bought a 2000 Toyota Camry

its cherry

Im happy

TOYOTA!!!!!

Ponder

If Jimmy crapped corn and nobody cared......................
Then why in the fuck did they write a song about it?


In mylfe

I am doing a meet-n-greet tom. So I am hoping it goes well.........speaking of meet-n-greets, 'ol Stace has enough material about her recent adventures to write a small book ...I mean we are talking laugh out loud material............I can hardly breath when she gets through telling me about her latest date.com
Needless 2 say after today’s lil hoorah she has CLOSED her profile...........so for all those poor sappy souls out there in search of love and laughs I hate to tell ya, Stace is off the datedot.com scene..........

I have never been one to do the dot.com dating thing, but I had to sign up to read Stacey's profile and so after much prodding and pushing I am going to meet someone tom. @ The WSU campus.... I need to buy me books and I feel what the hell, I can kill 2 birds with one stone, nothing to lose and much to gain, I meself may just get enuff material to write a paragraph...

Maybe 2

;)

I Joke

I have respect for this person and would NEVER say or do anything at another’s expense for a laugh...............

NEVER

cum

OMG!
this is just

well

cumlarious


cum

Professor

I met the Professor .............

I am smitten


And its not good cos....well I usually get fucked over when I am smitten...........

We had a great night..........and morning……. and I guess when I go to school in the morrow we are meeting for lunch to discuss 'stuff'


I can hardly wait…

O

And the Professor broke my Chinese Gold chain.............my lucky chain....

Bad luck man

It’s getting fixed in the MORNING!!!


I have to admit the way it was broken was quite fun...

*eg*