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Ducks VS Cougars   9/20/2014




The incorrect call that was made by the so called official was the overall end result of a game that should have had its own outcome.....meaning....if this game had been officiated fairly who is to know how it would have ended.....regardless...the Cougars played a proud game....proud to be a Cougar tonight!!

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I love this.....Capn Spanky wrote this about our firrst meeting

Last night got out of hand...It started out innocently enough. I went home from work and had something to eat and was feeling a bit tired so I decided to take a nap for a bit. A couple hours later I woke up and decided to head down to Old C's to see if anyone was around to play pool. I took the long way there so I could drive like a maniac a bit more in the ol' Celica GT. Very fun.
I arrived and ran into Electron MicroJeff and we were soon joined by Paul from Dublin, Bill and his amazingly beautiful and very nice wife from Venezuala. (Bill gives me hope because though Bill is a really nice guy, he's not the pinacle of manly good looks and his wife is all around good.) Anyway, they were going out for dinner and I declined dinner with them. A few minutes later Sportwriter showed up and we began to play a little pool. We won a few and lost a few but decided to quit playing when Alabama Girl showed up. Sportwriter and Alabama Girl have a bit of a fling going.) Anyway, a couple hours of drinking goes by and MicroJeff and the boys show up again, Johnny Vegas comes in and Forest comes in for a couple drinks and things are starting to get riled up a bit.
By the end of the night, MicroJeff and Paul are arguing about rules in pool with the two guys they were playing, one of which is a bar tender at Old C's. They also start arguing about who is the bigger asshole. (That was pretty funny.) Johnny Vegas is schmoozing a couple gals as he always is, one of them he is doing really well with. The girl's friend keeps telling me I look like Marky Mark but she has a peculiar way about that I just can't put my finger on. I also disregard any chance of getting anywhere with her because she is 5' 11" blonde hair, blue eyes and a spectacular body, and let's face it, I'm not. Sportswriter has left and Alabama Girl is a little tipsy now and keeps hugging me and calling me her favorite Canadian Guy and trying to ward me away from the tall blonde girl saying her, 'Female Radar' is going off and that girl is bad news.
So Forest gives Alabama Girl a lift home which is good because she is pretty sauced. MicroJeff's other buddies take off for the night and Steve says he wants to go out with the girls for another drink somewhere. It's already 2:30am but what the hell, I've never had anyone over to my place before down here so I invite MicroJeff and Johnny Vegas and the two ladies over for a couple drinks.
(Side Note: Saw Italy and her boyfriend at the bar. They went downtown and he parked somewhere he shouldn't have and got his car towed away.)
Back to the tale at hand. We ge to my place and I crack a bottle of wine and pass out a couple Smirnov Ice. MicroJeff is getting into a heated discussion with the blonde girl about being a lesbian. Yes, that is exactly what I said. A 5'11", beautiful, blonde hair, blue eyed, 36-D sportin', size-6-ass lesbian is in my apartment. Her friend, who Johny Vegas is on like stink on shit starts to not feel well and has to give homage to the porcelin altar. MicroJeff heads home because he has to work in 3 hours, leaving me with Miss Sexy Lesbian. (I think that is a fitting description.) So the night moves on a little further and finally I boot everyone out because it is now 4:30am and I have to work at 8am. Vegas's little girl flashes us her breasts a couple times because she is fuckin WASTED. Miss Sexy Lesbian shakes my hadn and says it was nice to meet me when they are getting ready to go and then she doesn't let go of my hand. She pulls me in and gives me hug, which I'm all for, because hey, she's a sexy 5'11" lesbian with huge breasts. Most men never see a girl like this unless they are renting a movie from Joe's Corner Movie Mart in the little back closet section. She lets go, looks at me, hugs me again, lets go, sits down. Then she gets up, hugs me again. Now I'm getting a little confused as to what she is trying to do here. She's a bit drunk and so am I so I ask her if she would like some water before they go. She nods, I bring her a glass of water and she stands up, sets the water down, hugs me again and then she starts kissing me.
I was kissed by a tall beautiful lesbian.
No, I was not dreaming, I am not making this shit up. Johnny Vegas was there and he can vouch for the truth of the matter. So Miss Sexy Lesbian sits down on my lap in my big coushy chair and kisses me a few more times. Her friend is now saying, "What the hell are you doing kissing a guy!" (I personally thought she was jealous, which is weird for a straight girl to be jealous of her lesbian friend kissing a guy.) Anyway, she kissed me a few more times, left me her number and asked me to call her sometime soon. Johnny Vegas is pretty close to sober so he drives the drunk brunette (who flashed us her breasts again) and Miss Sexy Lesbian home for the night. I make some quick dinner, throw backa couple glasses of water and head to bed.
Morning comes and I am in no shape to even get out of bed. I call into work, blame my alergies, drink some more water, and head back to bed. I awaken at 12:30, go down to CDI and grab my paycheque, hit the bank and then come into work. What a weird night I had.
All I did was go home from work to take a nap.
One thing I have to add. Johnny Vegas went for couple more drinks with the ladies and I guess the brunette was trying to get Miss Sexy Lesbian in on some three-way action. Much to Johnny Vegas' dismay, she declined and he was stuck with only one girl. Poor, poor Johnny

Sandy Eyeballs

So I go to the eye Doc yesterday….and it turns out due to my own negligence with regards to my eyeballs…..I have scratched my eyes as I wear contacts and since I seem to think I have superhuman eyes…I never take out my eye enhancing rubbers….hence y my eyes r scratched in the words of my doc “Like somebody took sandpaper and rubbed ur eyes over a period of say…..3 yrs.”…..NICE!!..So for the next week I get to wear me spectacles….which is fine….however….I feel like a total dweeb….so I go see him next Tues….see if my scratchy corneas r healed so I can go back to neglecting my eyes….. gah!!

Gain of o job

Okay....so I have gained prolly 12 unwanted lbs. and cos I am not accustomed to having any extra weight on my ol' bones it has manifested into lower back pain that is becoming unbearable...not to mention the fact that I HATE being out of shape or having any unnecessary weight. The fact that I'm 5'11 its quite easy to hide any extra weight....so when I complain about any extra weight ppls look @ me as if I'm cwazy...which I'm not...well......

So its imperative that I find a jobola with the quick as I am broke and well.....broke....I am now in Phoenix which I am happy to say is quite lovely as I don't have to deal with the doom and the gloom in Oregon or the snow in WA. Its sunny everyday and for the most part I can wear shorts and tees on a daily basis ( that and the bloody weight gain I cannot wear anything else).

So today its resume' time and job search time.......

wish me luck

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Manual 101 - a second time cos its funny

I stole this.......but Holy fuck if it anit right on the money...





















When you meet a lesbian (Hints for the straight women)



Do not run away screaming from the room. This is rude!!! If you must back away, do slowly and with discretion.



Do not assume she is attracted to you.



Do not assume that she is not attracted to you.



Don't assume that you are not attracted to her.



Do not expect her to be as excited about meeting an heterosexual as you may be about meeting a lesbian, she was probably raised by them.



Do not immediately start talking about your boyfriend or husband in order to make it clear that you are straight. She probably already knows.



Do not ask her how she got that way. Instead ask yourself how YOU got that way.



Do not assume that she is dying to talk about being a lesbian.



Do not expect her to refrain from talking about being a lesbian.



Do not assume that because she is a lesbian she wants to be treated like a man.



Do not trivialise her experience by assuming it is a bedroom issue only.



She is a lesbian 24 hours a day.

Just sayin.....

keeping it real

Okay....I told myself I wasn't going to post anything regarding my current relationship status....but hell.....leaving it out of my blogging would make for a very very dull Blog.....so hence I guess this will B a very dull post....cos I just cant get myself to post anything regarding something that personal......and its still very volatile meaning there are very raw feelings on both sides and i don't want to create a Blogging "She Typed...she typed" situation......

Moving on....

Its Super Sunday....and I am rooting for the packers.....the new QB for the packers is amazing... as well the team as a whole is quite amazing....but to b fair the Silk Curtain isnt 2 shabby either......so it should make for a pretty coo pigskin game.....with that being said I can hear the National Anthem in the other room so I should finish this up and go and watch.....



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uh....no comment....

So I have tried and tried to edit the comments that were posted on me Blog....to no avail....so that being said I am no longer allowing comments......as seems all ppl wanna do is leave negative nasty shitty comments anywayz....so.....i be done.


Moving on.....

I am now in Phoenix AND truly going to start over.....and will b posting bout me new adventures regularly.......

I was going to do a yr. re-cap.....but have since thought better on that thought.....?

Meaning....I would rather just live and let live and chalk the past yr. up as lessonsssssssss  learned and not to b repeated......

that's all i got right now....

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ok

I'm a bad blogger

i fully admit it

i don't check in as often as i once did............

trust me i will b....

lots 2 say....


but if ur gonna leave a comment then have the balls to leave ur name or shut the fuck up.....


period.

life..............

CRYSTAL BALL


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Drinking wine and thinking bliss, is on the other side of this
I just need a compass and a willing accomplice
All my doubts that fill my head are skidding up and down again
Up and down and round again, down and up and round again.

Oh, I've had my chances and I've taken them all.
Just to end up right back here on the floor.
To end up right back here in on the floor.

Pennies in a well, a million dollars in the fountain of a hotel.
Fortune teller that says maybe you will go to hell.
But I'm not scared at all... hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

The cracks in the crystal, the cracks in the crystal ball.

Sometimes you think everything is wrapped inside a diamond ring
Love just needs a witness and a little forgivness
And a halo of patience and a less sporadic pace and
I'm learning to be brave in my beautiful mistakes.

Oh I've felt that fire and I've been burned
But I wouldn't trade the pain for what I've learned
I wouldn't trade the pain for what I've learned.

Pennies in a well, a million dollars in the fountain of a hotel.
Fortune teller that says maybe you will go to hell.
But I'm not scared at all... hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

Of the cracks in the crystal, the cracks in the crystal ball.

Irony, irony, this hate and love, hate and love
What it does to me, what it's done to me.
What is done... done

Pennies in a well, a million dollars in the fountain of a hotel.
Broken mirrors and a black cats cold stare,
Walk under ladders on my way to hell, I'll meet you there.

But I'm not scared at all, hmm... I'm not scared at all.

Bout the cracks in the crystal, the cracks in the crystal ball.

didnt happen

K!

so I go looking for boxxes.......tinnnyyy lil boxxess ( tis an inside joke)..............and wouldn't u know.............."If I come back 2morrow they will have all I need as they have already compacted them" so....................me wardrobe.........or the bulk of it is still crawling up a wall.................


Speaking of crawling up a wall............

My cat Charo.............Charlie has been in a cage 4 about 3 weeks..I am going to get him on the 25th..........I have a feeling I might get bit..............HARD.....as poor lil-big guy has never been left alone ..let alone in a bloody cage.................... EVER!!!

MEOW!!!


I am very anxious about picking him up...........will be nice to have some familiarity again as me charo loves to snuggle...I miss him....

:(


Man....

I have so much to write.......so much so say.............

DIVULGE!

I don't know where to begin..............

I know deep inside I need to be alone............

for awhile.....

and just.....

FOCUS!


I will post a few pics though...

of Charlie....

and recent ones of me.....

I bought a notebook....................

due to my Desktop flying out the 2nd story window!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


anyhoo


ciao 4 now

moving on

I want this to b done............I am not this monster I have been created out to be..............cant we b adults.........and move on...........................gosh....really?

Still kicking

Well here I am ....thought I would once again try and give me Blog a go......I don't have much time to post today as I overslept and I must get ready 4 work.....but I thought I would let anyone who gives a hoot a heads up that I am once again going to be blogging again.



I have an awful lot to Blog about....seeing how its been a billion days since I last blogged. I do hope I don't offend anyone, however, if I do.....I apologize beforehand as I will once again reiterate that this is a venue for me to vent and I will say or type whatever I feel.........and I will allow comments and I wont be slamming the door on individuals who leave their opinions.....well unless of course it gets downright nasty, but then again, so can I.

:)

With that being said.....



More to come

The Golden Set

Here is a set of Goldens I TRY to live by...........thought I would share.........

Enjoy.

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Be with a man/woman you love to talk to.
   
3. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
4. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
5. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
6. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
7. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
8. Believe in love at first sight.
9. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
10. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
11. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
12. Don't judge people by their relatives.
13. Talk slowly but think quickly.
14. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
15. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
16. Say 'God bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
22. Spend some time alone ( I TOTALLY RECOMMEND THIS ONE!!)
23. And always remember, a true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

A Re-Post

I posted this about 2 yrs ago...........and well...........I just feel like posting it again................tis the mood I'm in.

Pet Peeves

Ok so I am driving around today and I was rather irritated so I decided when I returned home I would make a list of things that really BUG me....so here goes.......


(This list isn't in order of irritability......the irritability is all equal)



1. Writing emails to friends and getting no reply. I mean the whole point of writing an email is to basically ask "hey....how the hell are ya?" right? So if one sends someone an email...the polite thing 2 do would be to answer it.......well that's Coley's law of ethical email behavior.

* If I receive an email from someone and I don't reply.......then that basically means I don't want to have any type of communication with that individual...so for those who keep sending me email....and I don't write back...well......now you know why....

hmmmmmm now that I think about it.......perhaps Coleys law applies to those to whom I am not getting responses from......well....

F**K U2!!
;)


2. People who cannot drive......nor adhere to the laws concerning pedestrians.....or for that matter...... pedestrians who don't adhere to the law. Example- Today I was driving downtown and this older guy walks directly out in front of me and another vehicle with out even looking.....the crosswalk was about 30 feet behind him....he could have easily used it.....as that's what its there for......but oh no.......he just trots on out in the middle of the street........irritability level on that lil happening would be in the RED ZONE

3. Backstabbers- Individuals who don't have the balls to say what they want to say to your face and so resort to saying things behind your back........hey.... we are all guilty of this .....but I, myself...am one of the people that will tell you to your face what I feel.........I am finding this behavior is especially high in the nursing profession...as for the most part....... the % of female employees is especially high.......so of course the gossip level goes up with the % of female employees....

Just the facts Ma'am


4. POP UPS!- I have to say the RED ZONE isn't red enough for these annoying fuckers! I have tried just about every little software package known to Geek Dom......with no real relief..........they are extremely annoying........

5. SPAM- see above

6. Liars/Thieves- I don't think I need to elaborate on these types. They speak volumes with their despicable actions......

7. People who smack their food while eating- Ummmmmmmm.......tis gross and rude.....CLOSE YOUR MOUTH......I know a few individuals to whom I am directing this at.....he/she will sit and SLOP AND SMACK their food.....all the while........talking to you.......and your just sitting there with this look of disgust and disbelief on ur face......and he is oblivious to why.......
nice.....well...........no its not....

8. Slowness in people- I am naturally a very impatient person.......comes with being a Capricorn I suppose.....but if I am in line and the checker is standing around picking their ass or just slow.........I am about ready to climb the walls...........Pick up the pace people!

9. Clingy people- Ok I am not a very tactile person unless I am involved with you.....I don't hang on people and don't like being hung on......u know that one person in your life who just HAS to hang on you while talking to you or touch you or be in your face while talking to you. Like the Seinfield CloseTalker guy? I always want to say "hey...this is my space......and this is your space......don't invade my space and I wont be inclined to destroy your space". Thank you

10. Last but not least....Reality TV.....I mean come on!! They have a show for...... literally everything in life. I think it is a bit much........people need to spend a little more time working on their own "reality" and not so much time obsessed with people they don't even know ...nor ever will ......

So that's my lil list.......I know I am not perfect nor do I want to be......I enjoy having faults...well.....I mean I am glad to know I have them as it makes me human and therefore......I can work to become a better person......so in knowing this I will try and work on what Peeves me.......if people wont be so damn BUG!


I must work out and get some Homework done.....


catch ya later


Toodles...

RYS Can KMY

I just visited the Blog that is entitled RATE YOUR STUDENT.......now I am aware that there are many a student out there that most likely deserve the the horrible remarks that these teachers are spewing at them.......but my problem with this site is simply this......if you dont like your fucking job........quit!! As students ( I am a university student currently dealing with a bitch of a instructor) we don't have the choice to just pick up and quit.......tuition, books, time off work........u name it.......education is bloody spendy.......and as a student I feel I should get a fair shake in a course.......not have to be worried ( in the 3rd damn week of the semester) about a grade from a teachers aid who doesn't posses the ability to think critically her own self.................so for all you instructors out there.......try and remember how hard it was when you were poor, broke, exhausted and had no life just praying for the day to make that long awaited "walk". If you cant seem to find it in your heart to have some compassion or to act human........use that brain your so damn proud of and find a diff line of work!

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