O my Goat

Apparently a man had been arrested for crimes against nature/cruelty to animals...I feel and truly believe they need to call it like it is...the man was arrested for Goat RAPE!!!

This man Antonio Coria, 48 has been accused of assaulting a poor 2-month-old goat and according to the farmer(s) he has been assaulting the other goats since last July. The farmer never had any proof that her goats were being molested other than the fact that she had seen a naked male in the middle of the night in her yard. Plus the fact that she had found semen soaked t-shirts he had left at the scene...
( UMMMMMM HELLOOO!!!???)

Here's the whole disturbing story....Ungoatmanlike Conduct

I really have no thoughts. well I do........one in particular


SICK MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!

needs a lil help........



In other news.....

I just watched Cat Woman and holy catshit wasn’t that a neto flick.......I was just amazed at the plot/character development/special effects/acting performances and overall superior film making...

I now know why I waited to see this wonderful film, so I wouldn’t laugh in utter disbelief in the theater. Best to wait and watch it in the privacy of my own home where I can mock it without interruption. It really is the Puurrfect film for those who enjoy cinematic torture.



Moving on.......

My brother took me out to dinner at a place called Roosters. I must admit I wasn’t to keen on eating at a place called Roosters, especially after reading about the GoatMan, but I have to admit that the food (steaks) were exceptionally good....better than good.......excellent. The service was fabulous as well as the atmosphere. It’s a lil place overlooking the river, and the local dock for sailboats and such. So one can sit outside and watch the sunset and have great food with great staff.....I was very impressed.......

Other than that I really didn’t do too much..........stocked up on groceries and tooled around me house for most the day............a nice relaxing afternoon.

I am now set to watch RAY ........I am pretty sure this film will be somewhat better than Halley Cats film.......

One can only hope...

Bloggen

So I am going to post the lyrics to a song .....as this is my state of mind today........

No need to write or try and articulate what I am feeling when one song is so definitive of my current mood.


Here ya go


Everyone falls in love sometime
Sometimes it's wrong
And sometimes it's right
For every win
Someone must fail
But there comes a point when
When we exhale (yeah, yeah, say)

[Chorus:]
Shoop, Shoop, Shoop
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (yeah)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop
(All you got to say is shoo be doop)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (Shoo be doop)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop
Shoo Be Doo

Sometimes you'll laugh
Sometimes you'll cry
Life never tells us
The when's or why's
When you've got friends to wish you well
You'll find a point when
You wille exhale (yeah, yeah, say)

[Chorus:]
Shoop, Shoop, Shoop
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (shoo shoo shoo huh)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (Sho0 be)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (Say shoop say shoo be say shoo be)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (say shoo-hoo say sho)
Shoo Be Doo (be doo oh)

Hearts are often broken
When there are words unspoken
In your soul there's
Answers to your prayers
If you're searching for
A place you know
A familiar face
Somewhere to go
You should look inside yourself
You're halfway there

[Repeat Verse 2]

[Chorus:]
Shoop, Shoop, Shoop (Shoo Be)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (Shoo Be)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (Shoo Be)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (Shoo-hoo-hoo be)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (Shoo be doop doop doop hoo hoo hoo)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (do do shoo be shoo be feels alright)
Shoo Be Doop Shoop Shoop (You can say oh)
Shoo Be Doo

Funny

A Joke I Swiped From Another Blog...



Clinton, Dubya and Gore are in a tragic plane crash and the next thing they know, they're standing before God, seated upon a blindingly radiant throne. God says to Gore, "Al...what do you believe?"

Al Gore says, "Well, I believe that I really did win that election. But for whatever reason, you decided that I was not destined to serve you in that capacity, and I have since made peace with it."

God says, "Very well, Al. You may sit to my left. Bill...what do you believe?"

Bill Clinton says, "I believe I did a lot of good, made a lot of enemies, and I was undermined by my own weakness that I should have been able to rise above. I wish to find forgiveness in my heart for those who sinned against me, and would hope that they likewise could find it in them to forgive me my trespasses."

God says, "Very well, Bill. You may sit to my right. George...what do you believe?"

And George W. Bush says, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

boredom

Now that I actually have nothing to neither do nor stress about I am extremely bored.

Figures.

I am trying to fill up my time with workouts......but you can only kill yourself so many hours a day b4 exhaustion kicks in. I really need to find a car so I can boogie whenever I feel the need, which lately seems to be always.

Work is work. Home is home. Yadda Yadda......

I usually take off about this time of year for holiday, but with bills and such just isn’t doable right at the moment....

So I shall end this now.......I am off to get my weekly dose of TAN and do some much needed shopping for food products.......

On a good note

TGIF

;)

So I was watching the tube today and noticed that the white House was evacuated today.......seems a tiny lil plane was in the air space above the WH, which thus provoked the evacuation of the hose or house as well as the scrambling of fighter pilots to see who exactly had the nuts to fly in W's space...........this is the so called "2nd" presidential scare in the last 24 hours, as apparently Embarrassed Georgian officials were forced to admit today that a hand grenade was found in the Tbilisi square where President Bush gave a speech to a crowd of 120,0000 cheering people. The grenade was not in working order, so there really wasn’t a real danger nor threat to W.
I guess I am writing about this today as I have been noticing a decline in the so-called news in the media as of late. Seems we are more concerned with American Idol and MJ more so than what’s going on in the world today. It doesn’t help that the only thing being reported are theses stories so we as a public don’t have much of a choice, unless of course you use the Internet to search out and find "real" news. I actually prefer to read SCMP "South China Morning Post" or the London Times.....beats FOX or CNN.

Moving on..........

I went out last night and met the craziest character ....I shall call him "Ponytail Bob". ( no, he doesn’t have a ponytail, he is a prominent business guy here in the valley.....just seemed fitting after the stories he was telling me).

Anywayz...

He was a laugh. I was actually just sitting talking to asshole when he came and sat next to me... He seemed to think I was some grrl he had seen the previous Friday, after the initial mistaken identity was resolved we ended up in a rather funny and strange conversation..........I haven’t laughed like that in ages...........needless to say I didn’t give him my #, although I have his.........knowing me I will never call it.........I never do......I just collect #'s......safer that way...

I must be off to buy my membership and so some workout shopping......


Maybe the shopping will be my workout.

I am sure it will be

For my wallet.

acheivment

So I did it...passed all me classes...I am now officially finished with my 1st year @ WSU...

YES!!!

Now I can take the time to get back into things that interest me, like sleeping and sleeping. I joke. Tomorrow I am buying a membership @ the local fitness club as I get a great discount due to my being a student, so I am going to start focusing on the 'ol bod again as well as shopping for a car. Time to buy my own...as I will be taking courses on Campus in the fall.


That’s all I have 4 now...

Nothing to exciting..

cept for the feeling of overall satisfaction I have...and you cant beat that.........

No Sir, you sure cant.

Real

I just returned home from a night getaway...I am refreshed and feel anew...I feel as if I have taken a breath of fresh air for the 1st time in months...I am re-energized, like the energizer bunny.

My brother is in a good mood as well.... he just had a new CD player put into the car...perfect timing I would think as I just returned in the car from my getaway and would have liked having the tunes whilst I was driving, but it was nice anyway. So the car sounds great and all is well in Mr. C land.

I am waiting to receive my last grade for my English course...so far I have B+'s in all me courses...I am really pleased. Just think if I had actually tried and put forth all me efforts I would have had all A's baby, but I will settle for an above average grade, as I am... after all, above average..period.

So with this I shall end my entry. I am going to watch Saw...and call it a night. Tomorrow is the beginning of a new week...and I have my renewed outlook and I am ready to take on the week and whatever it may bring.


I sure hope its all good...as I really would like to keep this new real feeling alive and kicking.

Rejuvenate

Today is the 1st day in many days that I have felt neither the desire nor the need to Blog about anything. That last week of cramming and slamming a terms worth of material was a bit trying on me..........but I am recovering....slowly.

I am actually going to work out...a 1st in about a …..month……and trust me its showing..

Speaking of exercise........N2 and I are going to hit the gym together this summer.......seems Tantrum made some snide and crude remark to her ......which has set her off on the "I am SO HUGE" trip....which of course is not true........but when an ass of a man tells a grrl she looks obese...well it tends to have this effect...........so all in all...it will be good for both of us......I LOVE the gym.........but hate going alone.......and she HATES the gym....but likes hanging out with me.....so its a win win.

In other news.......well.........in my personal life.....things are fine. I have decided to leave out my personal life from now on........as I like to keep certain things between me and me. If ya know what I mean......

Ok then.........that’s all I got........hafta get a groove on.........

Coleyz song 4 the day

American Baby

Dave Matthews Band

Blahhhsss

I am finished with school........

So far I have a B+ in Biology and a B+ in my Psychology course........

Which is all good..........


What is bad is.........I am sick...feeling a bit under the weather......
I got the Blaahhsssss

So


I shall return when I am feeling more like meself....

Sorry

Journey
Send Her My Love

It’s been so long
Since I’ve seen her face
You say she’s doin’ fine
I still recall
A sad cafe

How it hurt so bad to see her cry
I didn’t want to say good-bye

Send her my love, memories remain
Send her my love, roses never fade
Send her my love

The same hotel, the same old room
I’m on the road again
She needed so much more
Than I could give

We knew our love could not pretend
Broken hearts can always mend.

(chorus)

Callin’ out her name I’m dreamin’
Reflections of a face I’m seein’
It’s her voice
That keeps on haunting me

Send her, send her my love
Roses never fade
Memories remain
Send her, send her, my love

song 2

Pretty much all I got..........

this is me

today.....



Candlebox

Far Behind

Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you bad
But I did it anyway
And not maybe
Some would say your life was sad
But you lived it anyway
And now maybe
Your friends they stand beside they watch you crumble
As you falter to the ground
And now maybe
Your friends they stand beside as you were flying
Oh you were flying oh so high
But then some day people look at you for what they call their own
They watch you suffer
Yeah they hear you calling home
But then some day we could take our time
To brush the leaves aside so you can reach us
But you left me far behind
Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad
But I did it anyway
Now maybe some would say you're left with what you had
But you couldn't share the pain
No, no, no
Couldn't share the pain they watch you suffer
Now maybe I could have made my own mistakes
But I live with what I've known
Yes maybe we might share in something great
But won't you look at where we've grown
Won't you look at where we've gone
But then someday comes tomorrow holds a sense of what I fear for you in my mind
As you trip the final line
And that cold day when you lost control
Shame you left my life
So soon you should have told me
But you left me far behind
Now maybe I didn't meant to treat you oh so bad
But I did it anyway
Now maybe some would say you're left with what you had
But you couldn't share the pain
No, no, no
Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad
But I did it anyway
No maybe some would say you're left with what you had
But you couldn't share the pain
I said times have changed your friends
They come and watch you crumble to the ground
They watch you suffer
Yeah they hold you down
Hold you down
Maybe brother maybe love I didn't mean to treat you bad
But you left me far behind
Left me far behind
Left me far behind

Update

Ok here is the scoop.

Yesterday I finished the hardest fucking Biology final I have ever taken in mylfe (MY life)...I had to sit through 7 hrs of lecture on DVD as I wasn’t prepared...as usual...afterwhich....... I took the exam. I believe I may swing a B...that would make me happy...Today b4 work and after I am wrapping up my essays on the environment...and tomorrow typing them up and sending them in as well as a final evaluation for English 355...after that I am FINITO!!!!

sighhh

I only have myself to blame...........for my procrastinational ways.........next yr I will be better......

Well that’s what I tell myself...

Yuck

Apparently an 84 yr old Thai man in Bangkok had an ear itch…..the itch had become so intense he had used cotton buds to try and relieve it, but he scratched so hard his eardrums ruptured and started bleeding. When the doctors went to examine him they found the reason for the insane itching. Seems around 50 maggots were making a nice cozy home in the mans ears……I shit you not….The Dr’s used tweezers and a suction device to suck the things out……and are holding him in observation to make sure he doesn’t become the 1st human fly….


Moving on……..

I am now going to start Biology……

After reading this………I am not so sure I wanna.
Maggot Story

S&C

Sex& the City on TBS is a grrls best friend.......

It is FABULOUS!!!

I so love that show........I am going to buy every season on DVD as soon as I can afford it........nothing makes me smile and giggle like that show.......it truly is a Godsend on a bad day........

Something else that makes giggle and smile like a school grrl is my new found friend Miss Ageless........she is FABULOUS too!

I am off to buy some coffee Ice Cream from Haggen Daaz
The 3rd thing that makes me smile......a pint of lovely H&G...

Tis Great!

Feeling Korny

Music fits my mood.......
I have mentioned this.....just a few times...

Seeing how I had a blow out with my brother.......

A lil dose of Korn seemed to be the best way to vent my frustration......

I recommend them to anyone who needs a good dose of an exceptionally talented aggressive ROCK band........

This song here.....I can totally identify with today........there are several more, but I am feeling selfish....

BTW
Korn Greatest Hits is an excellent CD.........a great compilation of good tunage.


KORN

"Did My Time"

Realized I can never win
Sometimes I feel like I have failed
Inside where do I begin
My mind is laughing at me
Tell me why am I to blame
Aren't we suppose to be the same
That's why I will never tame
This thing that's burning in me

I am the one who chose my path
I am the one who couldn't last
I feel the life pulled from me
I feel the anger changing me

Sometimes I can never tell
If I've got something after me
That's why I just beg and plead
For this curse to leave me
Tell me why am I to blame
Aren't we suppose to be the same
That's why I will never tame
This thing that's burning in me

I am the one who chose my path
I am the one who couldn't last
I feel the life pulled from me
I feel the anger changing me

Betrayed
I feel so enslaved
I really Tried
I did my time
I did my time
I did my time
I did my time
I did my time

I am the one who chose my path
I am the one who couldn't last
I feel the life pulled from me
I feel the anger changing me

Oh God, the anger's changing me

Grrrrrrr

So can things get any better in my life?

That would have to be a no.....Hell no!


I wake up this morning.....make my coffee and the 1st thing that happens is I have this HUGE argument with Mr.C.......over what else?

$$

He seems to think I owe him such and such...when I don’t.......

He then goes on to be a complete ass......tell me to change the situation seeing how I am so unhappy........yadda yadda.......I responded by telling him to change it.......

so needless to say we are not speaking........over $.

Such a joke........

Moving on......

I must now run and do the bank thang......pay some bills......and return here to finish me Biology assignments.......I will be so happy when I am finished with all of this.......as the weather here is beautiful.....and I sure wouldn’t mind being out in it today......would alleviate much of this stress......yes indeedy


In other news....

I got zilch!~

I get back to ya..

Knackered

I am finished with Political Science. I now know more about the Government than I did....well A lil bit more. I am glad I learned these new things.......but as with most of my classes, I will forget the bulk of the knowledge I have attained in the next 36 hours. Tomorrow is Biology day....as well as Wed-Friday......I am just glad I am finished........I have been going non-stop 'cept for dinner since 10AM..........I feel like a zombie and look like one as well........time to pass out so I can get up and start all over again in the morrow....................

So goodnight academic world…I shall return to defeat and conquer the Biology beast….

O boy.

Now I know I’ve lost it…



Oh and thank you for your comment Aussie……….

I am holding my own……….
Barely.

release

When I am stressed......as I am now with the tons of assignments I am struggling with ( I am 60.3% finished BTW) well........I throw on Motown......always have......it gives me release for some flippin reason, so for Coleyz song of the day I have chosen the following......


Enjoy.
and
Relax.



4 Tops
I need your lovin'

Baby I need your lovin'
Baby I need your lovin'
Although you're never near
Your voice I often hear
Another day, another night
I long to hold you tight
'Cause I'm so lonely
Baby, I need your lovin'
I got to have all your lovin'
Baby, I need your lovin'
Got to have all your lovin'
Some say it's a sign of weakness
For a man to beg
Then weak I'd rather be
If it means havin' you to keep
'Cause lately I've been losin' sleep
Baby, I need your lovin'
I got to have all your lovin'
Baby, I need your lovin'
Got to have all your lovin'
Empty nights
Echo your name
Sometimes I wonder
Will I ever be the same
Oh yeah, when you see me smile
You know
Things have gotten worse
Any smile you might see
Has all been rehearsed
Darlin', I can't go on without you
This emptiness won't let me live without you
This loneliness inside me darlin'
Makes me feel not alive, honey
Baby, I need your lovin'
I got to have all your lovin'
Baby, I need your lovin'
Got to have all your lovin'
Baby, I need your lovin'
I got to have all your lovin'
Baby, I need your lovin'
Got to have all your lovin'

Busy

So busy.
I have done an entire Web Project, or should I say a multi-media project for English 355 and I am still in the process of typing out 5 assignments for P.S.

I then have a Biology final to take tomorrow...as well write 9 summaries on the environment.

O joy......
I wanna die...

So 4-give me I most likely wont be updating anything of interest 4 a few days...

Such is the life of a college grrl on the verge of an emotional breakdown.

Kidnapped

Last night I was trying to concentrate on my studies. For the most part I was pissed. Pissed @ my Printer. It wouldn’t print. I tried everything......I did. looked in the manual. did the software checks......all of it...........the paper was going through, but once it came through the other end......there was absolutely nothing printed on the paper.......I was not happy. Then the paper jammed.........ok........now what!? I look into the printer.......and there.......where you feed the paper.....was my black hair scrunchie.......O gosh!. How did you get in there?...I had found the printing jamming culprit! I nabbed the scrunchie....tucked it in my pocket.......(for later use, of course) and printed a test page. 'volia!!!

Printing malfunction fixed..

After I had brilliantly fixed my printing malfunction.... N2 called me......she bought a new car.....wanted to swing by and show me......sure......y not? So here she comes....shows me her new 2004 Mazda......very nice ride BTW.....then proceeds to tell me I should accompany her to her house for Poker night........they do poker night every Friday night........I start to say n...b4 I can finish she says...."oh just for a minute.......it will be fun" I say "I don’t know how to play poker!" ( I know how to play strip poker, and I have never lost!).......anywayz.........she wont take no for an answer and nabs me. We then arrive at her house......and Willard and Israel try to explain to me the rules of Texas Hold em'......I ask for a book.........like the scholastic genius I am...so as to get familiar with the rules and such......Israel makes me a cheat sheet....which only gets ink all over me......he used a permanent marker which was permanently all over my arm.....ok… there were a total of 6 of us.......Aim her BF Tantrum, Nice Guy.,N2, Willard and myself.......we all sit and play poker......I did rather well.........made it to the last round.............when N2 decides to leave and visit her mother who had just returned from Las Vegas........”this family is full of gamblers I'm thinking”........so she leaves me......*sniff*...But....I do OK........then the boys want beer. I call N2.........she comes home with beer and mother in tow......mommy is wasted from her trip back from sin city........we then decide to go to mums pub..(she owns a pub).......so N2, myself, and mum all arrive at the pub......I order a beverage ...N2 does as well.....now it doesn’t take N2 much to become intoxicated........2 drinks and she is rubbing her face and making faces in turn making me laugh so hard I am falling all over myself.........well in the process of laughing…. this man.....BI GUY ....comes over and starts chatting us up. Seems N2 knows him from playing poker at another establishment...well he is a balding, no wait, he is bald.......average looking effeminate man........my gadar is just off the charts with this guy.......he is staring at me and then asks if he can join us........N2 who is pleasantly buzzed at this point says "sure".....I give her that "I am going to kill u look"...she ignores me......Grrrrr.......ok here he comes......sits next to me and begins asking me if I am in love.....as he would like to take me out sometime...........I ignore him...I was then rubbing my neck as I had a kink and he begins to rub it for me..........Willard and the gang had arrived by this time and he is just a laughing at me as I have this look of fear and confusion on my face......who said he could touch me? OMG!!! So I then politely tell him I am fine......he says OK HONEY...o boy........I then excuse myself.........he asks N2 if I am involved... she lied for me......thank God.......as when I returned I told him that no I am not in love, but involved...with Israel!!! Israiel was all to happy to be nominated….big grin on his mug now……...... hey I lied....but can u blame me? BI GUY was a nice guy, but......not my cuppa tea...
So the night ended very soon afterward............all had fun.......and next weekend the gang and I are celebrating completing my first year at WSU.

Moving on........

I get up this AM....making coffee.......minding my own p's&q's....when I hear screaming from next door.........my aunts place..........I run to the back to hear Lyndy threatening KuntJoy with physical violence.......I am turning and heading next door to find out what’s what when in walks Mr.C.........he then tells me that Lyndy has hit Aunt L , knocking her down and giving her a shiner. I don’t care to hear anymore and immediately call the police. I am on the phone with them when I see KuntJoy out front on the phone with the police as well............after I make the report I walk out in time to see the sheriffs walking up with a machine gun "I am not kidding….a machine gun"....asking "Where's the Gun!!??"........what gun?............KuntJoy tells them he has it and not to worry but to arrest Lyndy.....WHAT GUN!!!??????.....Apparently after Lyndy hit aunt L she went and got her gun and was going after him........she wouldn’t give it to KuntJoy........it was Mr. C who convinced her to give him the gun....thank God.........as God knows what she would have done......turns out it wasn’t loaded, but still.......Ok......so let me sum this up........Lyndy is this 40ish yr old drunken loser guy that Aunt Glo has adopted as one of her projects. She seems to think she can fix him. Well he has been nothing but trouble since he came on the scene a yr ago......but Glo being Glo......she wont listen as we have all warned her he would one day physically hurt someone.........either KuntJoy or her............well..........I guess...unfortunately we were right.............as apparently he showed up at Glo's home this AM........intoxicated........and proceeded to start arguing with Aunt L.......she then proceeded to pack up her belongings as she was going to a motel.........when the altercation took place.........she said something to him........he hit her.......she is a 67 yr old women prone to heart attacks. (he’s a daisy huh?)...well this is when she grabs the gun and well.....i have divulged the rest...

The police hauled off Lyndy and all was well once again at my Dysfunctional families residence. I haven’t been back to see how everyone is doing. seeing how KuntJoy is back from treatment ( he made it a whole 36 hours this time........tis a record) I figure he can handle the situation.....

Wow.......

My life is never dull.........or should I say my extended family is never dull……this is why I am so as my fandamily says “anti-social”……..this sort of rubbish tends to make me want to stay on my side of the fence…indefinitely..


I do have something that is making me Grin like a shot fox.......its a under-down... type of a Prezzy.........meaning a nice happening as of late....